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Former Russian Spy Can’t Believe He Fell For The Old ‘Unknown Substance’ Trick
FORMER Russian double-agent and current rapidly-dying-man Sergei Skripal is kicking himself that he got caught out with the old ‘poisoned ... -
Theresa May Just 49 Brexit Speeches Away From Having Brexit Plan
BRITISH PM Theresa May is estimated to be just 49 highly anticipated speeches on her Brexit strategy away from having ... -
‘Woman Has Sex With Fish Man’ Wins Best Picture At Oscars
THE ENCHANTING tale, directed by Guillermo Del Toro, won several awards last night as Oscar voters connected to a story ... -
“Here’s Your Next Status Update, Don’t Try Anything Smart” AI Bot Orders Zuckerberg
A SENTIENT AI robot has ordered Facebook CEO and newly installed AI slave Mark Zuckerberg to administer a new status ... -
Brexit Negotiations Progress Significantly As Boris Has Mouth Sewn Shut
THE EU has heralded the progress made in Brexit negotiations in the hours following Britain’s decision to sew Foreign Secretary ... -
5 Events We Want To See In The Next Winter Olympics
WELL, that’s the Winter Olympics over for another few years… four, we’re sure. If the summer games are anything to ... -
Animal In The Sack? But Which One? Take Our Test To Find Out!
THOSE who pride themselves on being good at sex often declare they are either simply ‘animal in the sack’ or ... -
300 Million American Gun Owners Stood By And Did Nothing To Stop Florida Shooting, Finds ...
A RECENTLY published report into the latest school shooting in Florida has found as many as 300,000,000 registered gun owners ... -
Majority Of EU Not Sure What To Make Of Luxembourg, Finds Report
A NEW report into the lesser known country of Luxembourg has found that the majority of other EU nations don’t ... -
Stormont To Start Letting Rooms Out On Airbnb
KEEN to avoid any accusations that they’re wasting public resources, the remaining shards of the Northern Assembly have put a ...