Category: WORLD NEWS

Sore Losers Confirm Oscars Boycott

THIS year’s Oscars ceremony is set to be on the receiving end of a large scale boycott, carried out by a varied selection of sore losers. The Oscars, a film awards ceremony famed for handing out golden statuettes to both deserving and completely undeserving movies, has a long history of criticism from those who have… Read more »

Rock Legend Animal Dies Aged 66

TRIBUTES have been flooding in from all across the world following the death of Animal, the legendary drummer with rock outfit Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem. Fans of the supergroup were shocked to learn of the passing of the iconic percussionist, who passed away at just 66 following a short illness. Remaining band members… Read more »

Prince George Disembowels Queen’s Corgi ‘Because He Wanted To See Its Insides’

ADORABLE king in waiting Prince George reached yet another milestone in his young life after his first psychopathic disemboweling of one of his great-grandmother’s beloved corgis. While unconfirmed as yet through official royal family channels, palace insiders believe George was happily playing by himself until a chirpy corgi crossed his path on the grounds of… Read more »

World Shocked To Learn Someone Cares Enough About Tennis To Fix Matches

THE world has been understandably shocked by accusations that anyone would care enough about tennis to begin a match fixing operation. Even the most ardent tennis fans have questioned why anyone would bother, and highlighted their frustration that fixed matches still saw players hugging the baseline for hours on end, producing nothing approaching entertainment. “Yeah,… Read more »