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Local Woman Would Have Shaved If She Had Known She’d Be Getting The Ride Tonight
CORK CITY native Nessa O’Dowda has cursed her misfortune after pairing off with a man at a local pub on ... -
Waterford Greenway Apologises To Cyclists Who Were Subjected To Views Of Cork
THOSE overseeing the running and maintenance of the 43km stretch of scenic cycling routes known as the Waterford Greenway have ... -
Property Porn: Can You Reach The End of This Article Without Cumming?
HI there. All over Ireland, sexy property is waiting to get YOU off. What’s your kink? Do you like the ... -
Government Unveil New ‘Homeless Plough’ To Clear Streets During Winter
CLEARING Dublin City streets of unsightly homeless people can take several hours every morning, with business owners, Gardaí and council ... -
Bob Geldof Returns His Freedom Of Who The Fuck Cares
BOB GELDOF has rocked the world with his latest move to honestly, who the fuck cares, WWN can report. Prone, ... -
Woman Enters 25th Year Of Pretending To Be A Lesbian
LOCAL woman Marie Finlan is reported to be sticking with her pretense of being a lesbian after a quarter of a ... -
Iarnród Éireann To Use ‘Low Rail Adhesion’ Excuse For Next 4 Months
THERE were huge smiles throughout Iarnród Éireann today, after senior management gave everyone the go-ahead to use the excuse of ... -
Man Hates John Lewis Ad For 7th Year In A Row
A LOCAL man with an undiagnosed case of hating things most people seem to like has gone on record for a 7th ... -
Nation Agrees Not To Bother With Poppy Debate, Gets On With Its Day
WHILE the temptation was certainly in place for members of the Irish people to become engaged in vitriolic exchanges relating ... -
5 Best Nicknames For Non-Obese Kids
WITH huge numbers of Irish children now in danger of obesity, WWN takes a look at how playground insults may ...