Category: Waterford Lad

“Some Bunch Of Scumbags On This FÁS Course I’m Being Made Do” Claims Waterford Lad

TRAINING and Employment Authority Solas (previously FÁS), came under fire today from new recruit Jamie Lonergan, who claims the majority of students attending the Waterford centre are complete and utter “scumbags”. Mr. Lonergan made the remarks outside his local corner shop on Hennessy’s road earlier this evening. “Half da fella’s in there are fucking knackers.”… Read more »

Waterford Lad Receives Five E’s And Several Class A’s During Leaving Cert Results

STUDENT of life Jamie Lonergan said he was absolutely delighted with himself after receiving five e’s and several class A’s outside Newtown secondary school today while Leaving Certificate students collected their exam results. The 24-year-old spent several minutes studying the crowd outside the school whilst waiting for his friend Damo to come along with his… Read more »

‘Got Stuck With A Rake Of Garth Brooks Yokes If Anyone Wants Them For Cheap’, Pleads Waterford Lad

WATERFORD entrepreneur Jamie Lonergan has pleaded with anyone looking for cheap drugs over the weekend to give him a call, as he has been left stuck with over 500 Garth Brooks pills after the singer cancelled his scheduled gigs. According to the 23-year-old, the slightly speckled ecstasy tablets, bearing Brooks’ signature caricature, are only expected… Read more »

‘Student Lightweights Ruining Scuzz Buzz For Everyone Else’, Claims Waterford Lad

COUNTY Waterford lad Jamie Lonergan made a controversial claim today that certain students were ruining the reputation of a new cocktail drug called scuzz, by being “total lightweights” and “freaking out to their mammy’s”. The furious Mr. Lonergan made the claim outside Supermacs to the lads last night, stating “young fellas shouldn’t be taking acid if… Read more »