WRECK-IT Ralph returns to our screens shortly, this time inadvertently ‘breaking the internet’ in a hilarious sequel to the beloved first movie. But why stop there? What’s in store for Ralph in the future? With the internet smashed, here’s five more things we’d like Ralph to turn his smash-happy hands to… 1) Donuts We like… Read more »
I think we can all agree that the world is a ridiculous place at the moment. No matter what your political or social leanings, everything is just a bit of a mess. The 24 hour news cycle stresses us out at all times. And with the hours we’re all working, we can’t afford any more… Read more »
ONE local strong tea fan is on a quest to taste the strongest cup of tea available to any tea loving person in Ireland. “I used to jam 8 or 9 Lyons tea bags into my favourite mug but I needn’t tell you that throws the water to tea bag ratio right out the window,”… Read more »
GARDAÍ are warning tea drinkers over black market Lyons tea mugs which have been traded for up to €500 on the street, with personalised mug touts making hundreds of thousands of euros from the proceeds. The mugs, which are limited edition and contain the owners’ tea making credentials, were launched only weeks ago, however, opportunistic street… Read more »
FOLLOWING in the footsteps of coffee, Irish tea blender Lyons have announced a four year tea making course in the hopes of eradicating poorly brewed cups of tea in Ireland, WWN can confirm. The announcement comes just days after a study into tea making revealed that 67% of Irish men and women can’t make a decent cup… Read more »
THE LATEST study into the tea habits of the Irish population has discovered that stress can increase by as much as 76% when making someone else’s tea. Discussion surrounding how people ‘take their tea’ makes up the majority of Irish discourse with people occasionally breaking from such discussions to talk about the weather, or the… Read more »
LOCAL WATERFORD man and veteran of over 9,345 boils of the kettle Michael O’Farrell has just 47 unique and often imperceptible steps to making his perfect cup of tea, WWN can exclusively reveal. O’Farrell has built up a fool proof method to brewing what he considers to be the greatest living cup of tea in… Read more »
THE LARGE novelty cheques which are a common sight in the Lotto HQ offices and awarded to jackpot winners risk going unsigned following the news of Douglas Creffin’s retirement. Creffin, 87, was the Lotto’s one and only novelty cheque signatory owing to his incredibly long arms which must be retired once and for all after… Read more »
IF THE rate at which people win the Lotto jackpot continues, everyone in Ireland will be millionaires by 2089, according to some people who have stressed this isn’t their area of expertise so please don’t hold them to their predictions. The relentless cascade of good luck stories flowing freely from Lotto HQ in Dublin has… Read more »
There’s nothing like the feeling of hitting it big on slot games. Playing online casino games seems to be all the rage today. From playing with casino real money to free slots and even social media gambling games, folks of all ages from around the globe enjoy spending time playing at online casinos. For free… Read more »