Category: POLITICS

RTÉ Hire More Translators Following Healy-Rae Double Victory

AFTER being forced to admit that the Healy-Rae brothers are two of the most popular politicians in Ireland following a barnstorming performance in last Friday’s general election, officials at RTÉ have advertised three new job positions for anyone who can translate Kerry into English. The successful applicant will be required to quickly and efficiently translate… Read more »

Trump Overheard Praising Mexicans And Chinese After Accidentally Leaving Mic On

REPUBLICAN presidential hopeful Donald Trump suffered an unfortunate political gaffe at a supporters’ rally last night, after accidentally forgetting to turn off his mic and broadcasting several quite liberal statements to the crowd. Trump was speaking to thousands of people at a rally in Texas when he made the embarrassing goof, when after an hour… Read more »