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Joan Burton Sent To Shops For A ‘Long Stand’ On First Day
JOAN Burton’s first day as Labour Leader has led to scenes of much hilarity among her coalition partners, after the ... -
WWN Looks Back At The Career Of Ruairí Quinn
Following Ruairí Quinn’s announcement that he is to retire to make way for the new generation, WWN looks back at ... -
Shatter Burns Guerin Report In Front Of Shocked Dáil
FORMER Justice Minister Alan Shatter was back in the limelight following some extraordinary scenes in the Dáil yesterday. Addressing the ... -
Joan Burton Will Make The Perfect ‘Yes Woman’, Confirms IMF
THE International Monetary Fund have publicly backed Joan Burton as the next leader of the Labour party, stating she will ... -
Star Wars Imperial March Constantly Playing In Gerry Adams’s Head
“Do you ever get when you just have a tune in your head and you can’t stop from humming it?” ... -
Ming MEP Looks Up Distance Between Amsterdam And Brussels Following Election Victory
VICTORIOUS European elections candidate Luke ‘Ming’ Flanagan was busy planning his future as he is set to take his place ... -
Being In Labour Now Feels Like Actually Being in Labour
SEVERAL Labour Party TDs have been rushed to hospital this morning after reportedly experiencing painful pregnancy-like symptoms. This news follows ... -
Successful Candidates Say Goodbye To Voters For Another Five Years
RECENTLY elected politicians have been winding down their relationship with the outside world today after a successful local election campaign ... -
Maybe They Can Call It The ‘Alan, Jack And Jill Foundation’ Now, Suggests Shatter
FORMER minister for Justice Alan Shatter suggested to members of the Jack and Jill foundation that a name change could ... -
‘Being A Labour Candidate Counts As A Disability’, Claims Lorraine Higgins
EUROPEAN Election candidate Lorraine Higgins, who found herself in hot water online yesterday when a photo of her canvassing van ...