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Government Can’t Be Arsed With This Halawa Lad, Have Election To Win
THE GOVERNMENT has confirmed that despite the trial of Ibrahim Halawa been delayed yet again, this time until December, they ... -
Fine Gael & Labour TDs Hospitalised With Election Fever
AS several media outlets have confirmed the presence of ‘election fever’ within the corridors of Leinster House comes the sad ... -
Government Announce €27 Billion Investment In Reelection
THE Government has given the clearest indication yet that it would really like to be reelected by announcing a new ... -
Government Buys Bedsit In Dublin With Proceeds From Garda Station Closures
THE Government has confirmed the purchase of a bedsit in Dublin city centre which was bought using the savings from ... -
Repeal The 8th Protesters Must All Be On Their Periods, Says Government
IN AN official statement regarding Saturday’s march for abortion reform, the Government has made it clear that they’ll only listen ... -
Government Urging Homeless People Not To Die So Close To The Dáil
MINISTER for the environment Alan Kelly has today called on the homeless community to try and stay clear of Leinster ... -
Minister Defends Using Garda Car: “There Was No Water Meter Works At The Time”
MINISTER of State for European Affairs Dara Murphy has rejected claims he abused his position after gardaí drove him from ... -
Enda Kenny Yet To Deny Sheep Shagging Claims
THE Taoiseach Enda Kenny has yet to deny explosive claims made by a Mayo farmer in a new book, as ... -
‘Delighted’ Willie O’Dea Grows Two Feet Over The Summer Holidays
IRISH Fianna Fáil politician Willie O’Dea proudly announced today that he grew a whole two feet over the summer holidays and ... -
“I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Pig” – David Cameron
FLANKED by his wife Samantha, prime minister of Great Britain, David Cameron took to the path outside 10 Downing Street ...