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Government Adds ‘Flood Defence System’ To List Of Empty Election Promises
AN already bulging list of empty election promises has added a brand new, world-leading ‘flood defence system’ to its number ... -
Cameron’s Erection Now Entering 12th Hour
PHYSICIANS at a top hospital in central London have injected David Cameron with a series of muscle-relaxing drugs, aimed at ... -
Doctors Say Taoiseach ‘Doing Well’ After Surgery To Remove His Head From His Arse
STANDING outside the private Denis O’Brien owned Beacon Hospital earlier this morning, surgeon Michael Clark delivered the good news to ... -
Church And State To Stay Together For The Sake Of The Kids
DESPITE being clearly unhappy in their relationship, the Church and the State have decided to stick with it to avoid ... -
Banking Inquiry Seeks Bailout For Spiralling Costs
THE CONTROVERSIAL Oireachtas banking inquiry into the financial collapse of Ireland’s banks in 2008 has requested a €12bn bailout in ... -
TDs To Cover Nurses Shifts During Strike Action
THE Government has been forced to put all sitting TDs to work in the Nation’s A&E departments on the 15th ... -
Delayed IBRC Inquiry Delayed By Delays
A SHOCKED public is struggling to come to terms with the delay of an inquiry set up by an Irish ... -
Stormont Politicians Close To Agreement, Ahead Of Next Falling Out
THE political community of Northern Ireland has hailed a historic agreement between the Executive coalition on a number of issues, ... -
“My A&E Hell” – Leo Varadkar
MINISTER for Health Leo Varadkar has spoken for the first time of the hellish conditions in A&E departments around the ... -
Siteserv Inquiry Postponed Untill After Fine Gael Win Election
THE investigation into the sale of Siteserv to businessman Denis O’Brien and numerous other controversial deals will not be completed ...