A STAGGERING one hundred and sixty three people across the country have already been killed and another 376 injured in election poster related accidents, it has been revealed today. Pedestrians as young as 3 years of age have been admitted to hospital with severe injuries from falling cardboard pictures of politicians. The number of dead… Read more »
Lampposts up and down the country continue to be peppered with Ireland’s leading sycophants and sociopaths as the race for local and European elections really hot up. With just a month until ballots are cast by the electorate politicians are eagerly pounding the pavement and reluctantly talking directly to members of the public. “It is… Read more »
Not just a pretty face. Ex-Taoiseach Brian Cowen made his way to St. Stephen’s Green this morning to exhibit just some of his artwork since retiring from politics over three years ago. The 54-year-old said he has been doing a lot of painting in his spare time and his life drawings are already causing quite… Read more »
The latest poll from ISPOS/MRBI sees Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael both polling at 25% each meaning the voting public are suffering from a combination of severe memory loss and a predilection for masochism. The latest poll results sit in stark contrast to the ever increasing sense of worthiness and good nature, spreading around the… Read more »
Following a day of intense questioning as to his handling of the Garda Whistle Blower scandals, Alan Shatter arrived at Leinster House this morning with buns for everyone at ten o’clock break. The beleaguered Minister For Justice brought the buns to the canteen and told everyone to help themselves, from his fellow Fine Gael TDs… Read more »
Staff members in Leinster House were shocked this morning as Leo Varadkar, Minister for Transport, Tourism and Sport danced his way into Dáil Bar to celebrate his role in the resignation of Garda Commissioner Martin Callinan. Dave McKay, who was working behind the bar at the time told WWN how upon entering, Minister Varadkar made… Read more »
THE MINISTER for health Dr. James Reilly is expected to totally take the smoking ban credit for the majority of the day today, it has been revealed. The Fine Gael TD, who has been praising the smoking ban’s success since he woke up this morning, is expected to ignore the fact that his predecessor, Michael… Read more »
SHAMED TD Patrick Nulty was reportedly approached by Taoiseach Enda Kenny in Leinster house last week and warned there was “no room for honesty in Irish politics”, before being advised to stand down. The former Labour Party member dramatically resigned his seat last Saturday after it was revealed he sent inappropriate messages on Facebook, including… Read more »
The political world was shocked yesterday when rumours first emerged of Fianna Fáil leader Micheál Martin being engaged in a very public meltdown resulting in him being rushed to a psychiatric unit in an Irish mental institution. In what some are speculating was a ‘Twitter meltdown, but actually in public in real life’ Micheál Martin,… Read more »
Being bumped from a prominent speaking slot at the EPP conference at the last minute to accommodate Bono is not an ideal way to round off the week, but political life is cut throat and in hindsight An Taoiseach probably made the right decision. In the days since my barnstorming speech at the Fine Gael… Read more »