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Government Turn Their Attention To Messing Up Third Level Funding Next
THE GOVERNMENT has confirmed they are determined and focused as ever when it comes to messing up third level education ... -
Fine Gael TDs Form Queue To Stab Enda Kenny In The Back
IN order to avoid any problems associated with a rush to stab Taoiseach and Fine Gael leader Enda Kenny in ... -
Obama Officially Done With America’s Bullshit
IN a stirring address to the American people, a shattered looking US president Barack Obama admitted his patience with America ... -
Leo Varadkar Just Slut-Dropped In The Dáil
NOT to be outdone by Independent TD Richard Boyd Barrett, Fine Gael’s Leo Varadkar took the the floor in Leinster ... -
Fatal Foetal Abnormality Bill Terminated By Dáil
“THE irony that, our terminating of a bill without trying to amend it in its second stage will lead to ... -
Dáil Pretend To Debate Abortion Issue Today
DESPITE hearing several moving accounts of TDs own experiences of dealing with the prospect of fatal foetal abnormalities, it is ... -
Candidates For Conservative Leader Already Trying To Out-Bastard Each Other
AFTER Boris Johnson sensationally took a dump on Britain last week and then shocked the nation by refusing to clean ... -
Fuckin’ Gobshites
BRITAIN is making headlines around the world today after over 17 million gobshites did something rather stupid, WWN can reveal. ... -
“You Know There’s Like, Loads Of Other Amendments” – Taoiseach Tells Abortion Campaigners
THE Taoiseach Enda Kenny has responded to groups irate at the news that the government has established a Kicking The ... -
Taoiseach Chains Himself To Big Ben, Begs Britain To Stay In EU
A DESPERATE Enda Kenny has chained himself to Big Ben in an attempt to convince voters in Britain to vote ...