Category: POLITICS

Ireland Offers Its Condolences To UK Voters

IN a solemn gesture which speaks to the growing affinity Ireland has with its close neighbours in the UK, the Irish public have today offered their formal condolences to voters there after reading up on the UK’s leading political parties. A modest bunch of flowers were sent to the UK public this morning, accompanied by… Read more »

A Monster Five-Foot Rodent Found In County Tyrone

A MONSTER five-foot long rat has been found swimming in the Irish media for the past fortnight, and it’s looking for a good home. The vermin, a Caucasian Christian bigot, was reported to be dwelling in West Tyrone, Northern Ireland. It is believed to be the worst of its kind found in recent years. Nicknamed ‘Susan’ by… Read more »