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5 Things You Can Spend Your Extra €2.70 Dole Money On
HEY there big spender! Look at you, aged 18-24 with an extra €2.70 in your pocket every week, thanks to ... -
Noonan Starts Budget With “You’re Fucking Welcome”
LEAKED copies of the Minister For Finance’s budget speech today have outlined an opening paragraph in which Michael Noonan will ... -
Government To Unveil Budget In Sold Out 3 Arena Gig
THE stage is set and the tickets sold out in record time, shortly after 12.30pm today Michael Noonan will take ... -
Noonan To Rehearse Budget Speech In Local Comedy Club
“IT’S good to shake the cobwebs off when trying out new material” Minister for finance Michael Noonan shared his thoughts ... -
Reports Of Clowns Spotted In Leinster House
FOLLOWING an eerie outbreak of clown sightings across the world in recent weeks, Ireland has joined the list of countries ... -
“Can All The Migrants From The Countries We Invaded Go Away Now Please”
BRITISH Prime Minister Theresa May has kindly asked for all the foreign migrants currently living in the United Kingdom to kindly ... -
UK Continuing To Humour Northern Ireland By Pretending It’s Wanted, Loved
THE UK has confirmed that it is to continue the proud tradition of pretending Northern Ireland is not a great ... -
Swarm Of Jellyfish Placed In Direct Provision Centre
HUNDREDS of jellyfish that arrived in Ireland over the past few days have been rounded up and brought to direct ... -
Government To Tackle Homelessness, 8th Amendment, Right After They Solve Chewing Gum On Street
THE GOVERNMENT has made assurances to the Irish public that pressing issues such as homelessness, Irish Water, the 8th amendment ... -
Adams Not Suing Over Jean McConville Murder Link For Some Reason
SINN Féin leader Gerry Adams is not expected to sue any number of media outlets over their repeated claims that ...