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“I Lost Because Hackers Showed America What A Complete Fucking Lunatic I Am”
IN WHAT is being hailed as Hillary Clinton’s most honest interview to date, WWN visits the former secretary of state’s ... -
Simon Harris Just Closes Eyes And Thinks Of Pension
WITH hospital overcrowding reaching its usual annual peak that nobody at the HSE could have predicted and public outrage at ... -
Government Praise 2017s Record Low Crime Levels
THE Taoiseach Enda Kenny made himself available for interview to all media organisations in the country today as he trumpeted ... -
Government To Get The Homeless An Empty Promise For Christmas
IGNORING the usual Christmas present etiquette which dictates that you should never buy the same present twice for someone, the ... -
Money Meters To Be Installed At Leinster House To Track Waste
BOWING to public pressure the government has agreed to install money meters at Leinster House after it was revealed the ... -
Gerry Adams Diagnosed With Selective Alzheimers
EXPERTS in neuroscience have diagnosed Sinn Féin leader Gerry Adams with a new form of Alzheimer’s, which causes the victim ... -
Gerry Adams To Make 10,000th Dáil Statement About ‘Knowing Nothing’
IN A unique moment for Dáil Eireann, Sinn Féin leader Gerry Adams is set to issue a statement for just ... -
“I Want To Help Out Locally & Pretend I Didn’t Help Ruin The Country” Bertie ...
SITTING in conversation for over 2 hours with his good friend, his reflection, Bertie is approached by a well wisher ... -
Taoiseach In Silicon Valley To Promote ‘Pay Whatever Tax You Want In Ireland’ Initiative
PROMOTING Ireland as a business destination today in Silicon Valley, Taoiseach Enda Kenny could barely contain his excitement when explaining ... -
Cork Confirms It’s The Real Capital When It Comes To Suicide
THE REBEL county has sadly conceded, without its usual sense of pride, that when it comes to suicide in Ireland ...