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Jacob Rees-Mogg To Be Set On Fire To Test His Theory
CONSERVATIVE MP Jacob Rees-Mogg will today put his incendiary claim that he would have had ‘more common sense’ than the ... -
Leo’s Totes Cool Super Awesome Guide To Climate Disaster
FRESH FROM speaking of the ‘benefits’ of global warming and climate disaster such as ‘lower heating bills’ at the unveiling ... -
Government Rush To Get All Bad News Out While Nation Distracted By Gaybo
THE government has seized on a once-in-a-generation opportunity to flush out as much bad news as possible in 24-hours, while ... -
Ireland Changes Its Tagline To ‘Land Of A Hundred Thousand Hostile Welcomes’
FOLLOWING the glee with which some sections of Ireland celebrated the news that 13 female asylum seekers would not be ... -
Varadkar To Call General Election When It Fucking Suits Him
CURRENT Taoiseach Leo Varadkar has ruled out a pre-Christmas general election, stating that he ‘didn’t feel it was right’ to ... -
The Harmless Rise Of The Far Right In Ireland
SOME keen-eyed observers of politics, news and current events in Ireland mistakenly think they have noticed some worrying trends throughout ... -
Britain Granted Extension To Neverending Nightmare That Sucks The Marrow From The Bone, Blocks Out ...
NEWS that Britain has made a promise to finally have ‘its shit together’ by the later date of January 31st ... -
Blindfolded Immigration Minister Pins Next Direct Provision Location On Map
CAREFULLY tightening his well worn blindfold, Irish Immigration Minister David Stanton felt his way to a notice board on his office wall where a map of ... -
These Irish MEPs Were Really Hoping You Didn’t Find Out They Voted To Just Leave ...
FINE Gael MEPs Frances Fitzgerald, Séan Kelly, Mairead McGuinness and Maria Walsh are believed to have their fingers crossed, hoping ... -
Not Sure What’s Going On In Brexit? This Taxi Driver Will Fill You In
AS THE NUMBER of people overwhelmed by the complex and contradictory twist and turns in Brexit continues to rise, more ...