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‘We Could Do With A Sup Of Rain’, Says Annoying Farmer Cunt
A REALLY annoying farmer cunt claimed today ‘we could do with a sup of rain’, as current temperatures are far ... -
Guy Walking Up Hill With Friend Trying His Best Not To Appear Out Of Breath
COUNTY WATERFORD native Hugh Devlin vowed to join the gym again this week after realising his fitness levels are not ... -
Lad On Bus Gets Random Erection Just Before His Stop
WWN understands that earlier today a Dublin man was treated for shock following an incident involving his erection. Patrick Dooley, ... -
“Everyone Thinks I’m The Best Dad In The World Now” Says Guy Holding Son On ...
DUBLIN man Timmy Ryan turned heads in Bray yesterday afternoon by parading his young son Cahal on his shoulders down ... -
Teens Wanking In The Shower To Cost Parents Hundreds Every Year
YESTERDAY saw the Department of the Environment unveil provisional figures of annual water costs, with the price of an average ... -
Dublin Man ‘Just A Friend’ For 134th Time
THERE were touching yet somewhat depressing scenes in Dublin last night as friends gathered to acknowledge perennial ‘just a friend’ ... -
Waterford Man Pure Chuffed With Himself After Friend Beeps At Him In Passing Car
COUNTY Waterford man Karl Jennings was said to be “pure chuffed” with himself yesterday afternoon after a friend beeped at ... -
Wicklow Mountains Voted Ireland’s Top Place To Dump A Body
THE rolling hills of the picturesque Wicklow Mountains, with their many streams, lakes and wooded landscapes have come first in ... -
Man Not As Discreet As He Thinks Unsticking Testicles From Inside Leg
KILKENNY man Paul Hand was this morning spotted adjusting his testicles while on a grocery shopping expedition with his wife. ... -
Dublin Bus Driver Hailed A ‘Hero’ For Breaking 20 Euro Note
A DUBLIN city bus driver was hailed as a hero yesterday for breaking a 20 euro note for a passenger ...