THE fashion decision by Portlaw man Thomas Long to wear skinny jeans around the village has branded him as ‘a bit of a character’ amongst locals, a source has claimed today. Long (22), who moved from Carrick-On-Suir in 1992, was spotted two weeks ago waiting for the bus into town by long time resident Peggy… Read more »
BUNGEE JUMPING, Skydiving, Kayaking down dangerous rapids and now murder have become the number one things Irish people would like to do before they die. Over the past 20 years the phenomenon of taking someones life has grown in popularity here, with almost one person a day becoming a victim to the sport. Murdering someone… Read more »
A trip to Dublin Zoo by Waterford couple Mark and Brenda Hart and their 15 month old son Jack went ahead at the weekend, despite the child’s absolute lack of interest in anything other than scribbling and banging bits of Lego together. Showing utter disregard for his parents €170 season ticket, the young man spent… Read more »
NORMALLY functioning adult, James Hogan, wondered to himself whether playing with his toenail clippings was normal, after freshly clipping them post-shower this morning. The 34-year-old barman spent over ten minutes bending and rolling his nails while sitting on the edge of his bed, but admitted hiding the specimens from long-time partner Geraldine Holden when she… Read more »
A GALWAY city man said today that everyone thinks he’s really important now for hanging his suit and shirt in the back of his 2004 3 series BMW. Fintan Casey, who is currently unemployed, told WWN earlier that the suit has been just hanging there for over 7 years, and feels it would be harmful… Read more »
AGEING Waterford man Anthony Reilly said he was left ‘distressed and anxious’ in a local disco-bar last night when he could not, ‘for the life of him’, hear anything his friends were talking about over the ‘loud music’. The 34-year-old grandson of four told WWN that he had to leave the pub early out of… Read more »
SOME GUY in a shop earlier has confirmed that today’s weather is a lot milder than it was the last couple of weeks, hinting at a possible rise in temperature over the last 24 hours. The middle aged man, known locally as ‘Terry’, told staff at the Centra inconvenience store in Waterford city that he… Read more »
Ahead of this year’s Valentine’s Day a group of concerned boyfriends have banded together in a noble and selfless effort to raise awareness about the troubling reality behind the most romantic day of the year. Boyfriends Against Valentine’s Day (BAVD) was formed earlier this week and has been campaigning from the get go to make… Read more »
Dublin man George Hickey is reported to have given a number of friends the first ‘grand tour’ of his apartment after moving in late last week. The two-bed apartment on the second floor of a complex in Ranelagh is a prime location and much sought after or so George was told by the letting agent…. Read more »
