After sending out intricate invites that required a cartographer to understand, Siobhan Cahill (29) finally threw a lavish party for herself. Siobhan made sure to give as many as 5 months notice to 200 of her closest friends and family. Close to 150 people responded to Siobhan’s request that they celebrate her as a person… Read more »
Gary Wilson, a 27-year-old financial services consultant, took a half day from work today in order to beat the evening rush at his local gym in Sandyford, south Dublin. While it appeared at first to be a wise decision the cold hard truth of the matter suddenly dawned on Wilson as he approached the free… Read more »
PRODUCTIVITY hit an all time low for one local recruitment office this morning as tens of employees gathered to hear about Marion Kelly’s ‘really strange dream’ she had last night. The 44-year-old reportedly came into to work ‘in a doozy’ after having one of the most oddly fascinating dreams she has ever had in her whole entire life ever. It wasn’t long before… Read more »
A COUNTY Waterford man set a reminder for himself today to Google Seamus Heaney later and pretend to like his work. James Hogan noted the many tributes to the poet by learned friends on his facebook news feed earlier and guessed he should ‘get in on the piece of the action’ for himself. “I’ll move… Read more »
A YOUNG college student from county Meath has been making headlines this week as his part time business has come under scrutiny at home and in the media. Conor Mulcahy, a 2nd year science student at UCD, was featured in the Sunday interview with the Sunday Business Post as well giving some interviews to local… Read more »
A MAJOR crisis is on the brink of occurring just outside Limerick City this evening as 3 friends spiral uncontrollably towards the destruction of their friendship. Ciara, Kate and Siobhan, tenants in a 3-bed house on Church Road, are locked in a battle which will see the first to blink filling and then emptying the… Read more »
COUNTY WATERFORD young one, Kate Egan, changed her facebook work status to ‘part-time model’ now, following a three hour photo-shoot with some polish guy with a camera, it emerged today. The previously unemployed Ms. Egan said she paid amateur photographer Thomas Babinski €50 for the portraits, which were taken at various locations across the city…. Read more »
RENEWED CALLS have been made by a county Waterford couple today to ban fisher price walkie talkies following an ‘airwave bullying’ incident involving their two children. The parents of 5-year-old Timmy Flynn, who was found crying in his bedroom last week, have asked people to sign a petition calling for the wireless devices to be… Read more »
THE DUBLIN housing market has risen 8% now that the major banks own most of them, a new report has confirmed today. NCB Stockbrokers said banking institutions are happy enough with what they have acquired over the recessionary period and decided to systematically push house prices up over the next 10 years to secure a tidy profit…. Read more »
AN INVESTIGATION is underway in Waterfords City Square shopping centre today after four people somehow lost all control of their legs after stepping on to a moving walkway, it has been revealed. The incident happened shortly after 10am this morning, when a family of two parents and two children suddenly stopped dead on the mechanical… Read more »
