The #NoMakeUpSelfie craze has now raised over €500,000 for the Irish Cancer Society but it has shattered a long held illusion for millions of Irish men in the process Irish Facebook and Twitter feeds have been inundated with women posting selfies without make-up, while donating €4 to the charity by texting Pink to 50300. The… Read more »
TEN YEARS after Ireland became the first nation to completely ban smoking in the workplace, a new survey shows that most pubs still stink of cigarettes. It is believed that the smell is being artificially maintained by landlords in an effort to keep their premises ‘authentic’. “It’s hard to believe that it’s been ten years… Read more »
WWN can reveal after carrying out an extensive survey of the Irish public, chances are you are probably quite drunk right now at this very moment. It is thought that the vast majority of Irish men are currently urinating in public while Irish women look on in envious horror. A total of 15% of the… Read more »
HIS FLAT was destroyed, his underwear soiled and all he can remember is leaving Geoff’s shortly after midnight. Ninety eight the Glen had been transformed from a beacon of international development to a giant narco-farm controlled by a group of homosexual travellers. All in the space of 24 hours. But unemployed deli assistant, Tony Watts,… Read more »
“I saw him throw it like he always does, but I didn’t see it land” Ben the Chocolate Labrador barked at WWN today. The 3 year old in dog years, who lives with his owner Stephen O’Grady in Wexford, reportedly loved that yellow tennis ball dearly sleeping with it every night in his kennel. According… Read more »
MET EIREANN has predicted heavy showers of drunken wankers, with a high risk of out-of-town gobshites, for Saint Patrick’s Day celebrations this Monday. The national meteorological service said the shower will be heavier than previous years due to their lack of perspiration and exercise. Thousands of overweight drunken wankers are expected to flood the city… Read more »
THE MOST moronic among us are susceptible to taking offence to almost anything, it has emerged. A study conducted by the Institute of Studies has concluded that even the slightest mention of some opinion or thought contrary to one that a brainless idiot holds results in that fucking idiot taking offence. “It’s really quite simple,”… Read more »
WICKLOW man Sean D’Arcy has been advised by fellow Facebook users to rethink his strategy when it comes to finding true love, following the high volume of comments he has been making recently. “I am really just seeking to connect with someone, you know? Understand what it is to love and to be loved,” admitted… Read more »
A YOUNG TOPLESS man, wearing a gold chain around his neck and grey tracksuit pants said people walking around the park in Waterford today thought he was ‘well hard’ and vowed to keep bare chested for as long as the sun shines. The 23-year-old unemployed man, named locally as Patrick ‘Patch’ Hollihan, said nothing, made… Read more »
