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Daring Securicor Heist Carried Out By Daydreaming Man In Bank Queue
THE MOST daring bank robbery in the history of the state was carried out yesterday, in the vivid imagination of ... -
Ignorant Bastard Pretending He Didn’t Just Bang His Car Door Off Yours Right There
THE exiting owner of a navy ’04 Ford Focus is only pretending he didn’t just bang his car door off ... -
“Are You Following Me Or Something?” Asks ‘Gas’ Friend In Supermarket
ABSOLUTELY ‘gas’ lad Padraig Thompson had friend Dermot Connors “in stitches” laughing this afternoon after asking the unsuspecting shopper if ... -
Boss Somehow Thinks You Are His Friend
SHORTLY after lunch yesterday you made the startling discover that despite no previous warning your boss, who confesses to being ... -
Middle-Aged College Student To Spend Majority Of Lecture Asking Stupid Fucking Questions
FIRST YEAR physiology students at Waterford’s Institute of Technology were treated to yet another series of stupid fucking questions today ... -
“Almost The Weekend,” Says Chirpy Coworker Who Lives Alone With Her Cats
IMPOSSIBLY chirpy coworker Laura Andrews is busy making her way around the office trying to spread some ‘thank God it’s ... -
Boss Who Claims He’s A ‘Glass Half Full’ Kind Of Person Actually A Whinging Bollocks
TELESALES supervisor Jerome Murphy was secretly branded a “whinging bollocks” today by agents after delivering a lengthy team discussion on being positive ... -
Shouting “Run Forrest, Run!” At Joggers Never Gets Old, Finds Report
A QUOTE from the Academy Award winning movie “Forrest Gump” has topped the poll of random shit to yell at ... -
Girlfriend’s Unconditional Love Becomes Conditional After Boyfriend Hits 18 Stone
GIRLFRIEND Amy O’Carroll has confirmed to WWN that her love for her boyfriend of three years, which was previously unconditional ... -
7 Out Of 10 Irish Women ‘Can’t Even’
A NEW report published today had confirmed a long held suspicion of many young people in Ireland. As the modern ...