Self-confessed stalker and all round nice guy Gary Horan spoke exclusively to WWN about his plans for the coming months. Horan, a 29-year-old unemployed man, is set to return to his passion in life this coming spring season. “You know the way you just know you’re meant to do something in life, stalking, is it… Read more »
A CORK City native said today he has absolutely no idea why he keeps repeating the question ‘ya know?’ after every spoken sentence. James Kennedy told WWN that he only noticed he was doing it last week, and said he cringes every time he hears himself saying the phrase. “I was only chatting to one… Read more »
A Dublin based student reportedly has no ulterior motive in joining his college’s feminist movement. WWN understands that Fergal Richards, a student at Trinity College Dublin, joined one of the college’s 27 feminist related movements to fight the oppression of women in society and not because he really fancies one of the movement’s members. “I… Read more »
A new dieting craze which has been sweeping the Nation since the 1st of January has come under fresh scrutiny following a number of revelations. Thousands of people up and down the country have been partaking in the new ‘uber diet’ Gutt Ü after leading magazines and prominent social media accounts claimed a number of… Read more »
WWN can exclusively reveal a Dublin couple spent the majority of this morning, standing over a pile of wood, screws, hinges, fiddley bits and yokey-ma-bobs. Clare Sullivan and her boyfriend of two years Michael Delaney took the day off from their respective jobs in order to move into their new apartment in the Dublin suburb… Read more »
Dublin student and fashion conscious male Brian Farrell took the drastic step of having his penis surgically removed WWN can report. Farrell (21), an avid wearer of skinny jeans took the unexpected step of having the elective surgery in order to make his day-to-day life more manageable. “It’s something I’ve thought long and hard about,”… Read more »
A COUNTY Waterford man said he couldn’t be sure if he deleted his internet history before leaving his girlfriend in the flat this morning. Peter Dunne told WWN today that he is ‘very worried’ about what his new lac may find on his laptop’s history of visited websites, which may span over a five day… Read more »
Two years old twins Eloise and Elodie Duffy are believed to be overjoyed at the news that this evening’s costume change will see them dressed in identical outfits. The twins were looking forward to a family dinner celebrating their second birthdays, but much of that excitement has now dulled upon learning they will probably never… Read more »
A group of friends gathered for dinner in the house of Daniel Fitzgerald yesterday evening in the hope of enjoying some good company and even better food. However, the night was to take a coma-inducing turn when Andrew ‘Andy’ Mongey decided to share with his friends a long and terribly uninteresting story. Bouyed by the… Read more »
27-year-old Masters student Donal Flynn was all set to enjoy a stress free day until he spotted a spalling mistake in an article posted by a friend on their Facebook feed. The seemingly inconsequential occurrence drew considerable ire from Flynn, compelling him to point out the spalling mistake to his friend with Flynn even suggesting… Read more »
