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How Does Baby Lilibet’s Placenta Stack Up Against Other Royals?
THE newly-born daughter of the on-again-off-again royals, the Duke & Duchess of Sussex, continues to rack up critics from both ... -
Single Woman Scans Man’s Face For Evidence He’s Not A Complete Fucking Eejit
EXHAUSTED from repeatedly putting effort into burgeoning relationships with men who aren’t worth her time, local woman Emma Dunne has ... -
Maternity Hospitals To Ease Restrictions & Allow Partners To Attend Conception Of Child
RESPONDING to calls from pregnant women for maternity hospitals to ease restrictions over partners attendance at scans and births, hospitals ... -
Is Kim Kardashian Dating Van Jones? Who Is Van Jones? Why Am I Reading This? ...
HE’S consistently rumoured to be Kim Kardashian’s new flame. A post-Kanye fling or something more lasting? And just who is ... -
Girlfriends Tell Queen She Can’t Mope Around House Forever
ENCOURAGED by friends who insist that she’s still a vibrant young woman with plenty of life left to live, the ... -
Funny, Local Woman Said She’s No Job But Still Has The Nails Done
LOCAL is-this-what-I-pay-taxes-for enthusiasts have taken a special interest in the case of one unemployed woman who found the time to ... -
Nostril Plaits: The Next Big Fashion Trend?
NOSTRIL hair has long been frowned upon by society as a ghastly sight, forcing aging men, and women, to trim ... -
Pulling Out Of The Pull-Out Method: How These Brave Irish Men Copped The Fuck On
THE TRIED and tested contraceptive method beloved by Irish men for centuries is under fresh scrutiny after women have confirmed ... -
“I’m Always Respectful Of Women When I Know They Can Hear Me”
ONE BRAVE man, committed to speaking up for and out on behalf of women, only does so when he knows ... -
Meet The Women Getting Ruler Tattoos On Their Arms To Bring An End To Bullshitting ...
SEVERAL enterprising single women have begun to revolutionise the face of dating with the help of a simple, solitary tattoo. ...
