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Putting Pencils Between Your Knuckles & Pretending To Be Wolverine ‘Perfectly Acceptable’, Finds Study
A RECENT study has revealed that pretending to be the popular Marvel character ‘Wolverine’ by putting three pens, three pencils, ... -
JK Rowling Arrested For Destroying Someone On Twitter
“FOR every ‘epic burn’ Miss Rowling carries out, she leaves behind a charred corpse. This cannot continue and we are ... -
Harrison Ford In Weekly Plane Crash
Locked into a contract with a number of movie studios, the terms of which dictate Ford maintains his ‘cool aging ... -
“I Rubbed My Eyeballs With A Cheese Grater To Make It Stop” Late Late Show ...
RTE received over 300 complaints following it’s Late Late Show Valentine’s Day special after promising the “most debauched and depraved” ... -
Adele Gives Shout-Out To Struggling Artist Beyoncé
MULTI-platinum singer Adele had a surprise in store for one lucky struggling artist at last night’s Grammy Awards ceremony, by ... -
We Forgot Our Camera At The Grammys, But We’ll Describe The Dresses Anyway
THE stars were out in style at last night’s 57th Grammy Award ceremony, and WWN Fashion was there to capture ... -
Did Kylie Jenner Get A Boob Job? Why Am I Being Paid To Write About ...
FUCKING probably yeah, but why the fuck do I have to write 500 words on it and “include 5 pictures ... -
Man Actually Believes Girlfriend When She Says She Doesn’t Think About Jamie Dornan During Sex
A WATERFORD woman has done the impossible and convinced her boyfriend of 7 years that she does not retreat into ... -
Psychic Tony Stockwell Caught Trafficking Lies At Belfast Airport
BRITISH Psychic medium, Tony Stockwell, has been detained at Belfast airport this afternoon by customs officials following a routine search ... -
Stranger Things Season 2 Sees Children Spiral Into Crippling Heroin Addiction
WE HAVE mega news for all you mega Stranger Things fans out there! By now most of you Upsider Downers ...