Bieber Has Penis

A 27-year-old woman who slept with Justin Bieber claimed today that he has his very own penis. Model Tati Neves said she noticed the organ after a party at his villa in Rio de Janeiro last week. The Brazilian native claimed the 19-year-old male showed her his penis while trying to engage in the human… Read more »

All Books To Come As Movies Now

At a hastily assembled press conference yesterday in Hollywood leading figures from the movie and publishing worlds announced details of a new deal. In response to extensive market research carried out on behalf of Hollywood’s elite producers it has been decided that from now on every novel currently being written will be turned into a… Read more »