TEENAGER Michael Downey expressed to his friends a pronounced disappointment upon discovering a new neighbour had failed to live up to his understanding of supposed cultural and societal norms. Earlier in the week Michael had talked at length to several friends about a new family moving in next door and how he saw a ride… Read more »
THE NATION had a little skip in its step this morning after it was revealed that novelist Amanda Brunker did not win the celebrity apprentice last night. Hundreds of thousands of viewers tuned in for the TV3 final last night, which seen B*Witched band member Edele Lynch win €25,000 prize for her chosen charity. The… Read more »
Viral gorging internet kings Buzzfeed have digitally penned an open letter to its readership in a desperate attempt to find more ideas for their trademark ‘lists’. Buzzfeed, despite its aspirations towards serious journalism, rely heavily on the ‘share-ability’ of their content which attempts to capture the universality of human existence. Buzzfeed initially found great success… Read more »
IRISH MUSICAL expression reached its zenith at approximately 2.30am this past Saturday night as DJ Robby J had the attendees of Jade O’Connor’s 21st birthday grooving to the unique musical stylings of Robin Thicke’s ‘Blurred Lines’. It has been reported that during the sweet joyful ode to female objectification that is ‘Blurred Lines’ the 29-year-old… Read more »
The Late Late Show’s ascension to the bottom of the barrel continues apace with the announcement today that Friday’s show will have some teeth as its main guest. Following on from last Friday’s excellent segment with the cat from the popular TV show Love/Hate the Late Late’s producers have booked in the teeth which departed… Read more »
Diarmuid Kelly, a Clare native, was shocked to discover that he had unwittingly sold his soul to a company by agreeing to the website’s terms and conditions. Like most people, Diarmuid didn’t have the time to read through over 14,000 words worth of ‘data use policy’, ‘waiver and indemnity’ and ‘privacy’ so he instead instinctively… Read more »
Lovable baldy, Sinead “what’ll she do next?” O’Connor has written yet another open letter, this time to herself. Following on from previous open letters to Miley Cyrus, and more recently TD Alan Farrell this morning, O’Connor has completed a nice little trilogy by penning an equally preachy piece to herself. In contrast to the previous… Read more »
WHILE the majority of the TV-watching nation reacquainted themselves with Nidge and co. the Gardaí of the country had a surprisingly quiet night. Garda figures for Sunday evening show there was not a single crime committed between 9.30pm and 10.30pm, the precise time crime drama Love/Hate was broadcasting on RTÉ 1. A spokesman for the… Read more »
A MIDDLE AGED Irish woman, who recently had her ex-boyfriends initials tattooed to her face to remind her how stupid she is, has secretly given free advice to a deranged American teen publicly on the internet. Recluse singer songwriter Sinead O’Connor posted the open letter to pop sensation Miley Cyrus on her own website, saving… Read more »
