James Bond Moves To Dublin As Garda Bugging Gets Serious

Minister for Justice Alan Shatter is said to be ‘shocked and disturbed’ by news reports which claim shadowy MI6 operative James Bond is now living in Dublin, further fogging the clandestine air surrounding the GSOC bugging incident. While misinformation and misrepresentation seem to be the only ever presents relating to the news that the offices… Read more »

Louis Walsh Comes Out As An Unbearable Man

The ‘music’ world was left shocked when influential X-factor judge and boy band enthusiast Louis Walsh announced that is finally coming out as an unbearable man. In a blog post on his website Walsh confirmed it had been tough to admit ‘but as many suspected, speculated and claimed I am an unbearable man’. ‘Most people… Read more »

Nations Arses Finally Unclench Following Pussy Riot Interview

AFTER an agonizing and uncomfortable few days, bumholes nationwide are starting to unclench following the excruciating appearance by Russian punk rock group, Pussy Riot, on RTEs The Saturday Night Show at the weekend. Following what has been called ‘the most cringe-inducing moments on Irish television since Jerry Seinfeld met Pat Kenny’, thousands of people were… Read more »