THE European Commission has called for shocking close-up pictures of Keith Richards face to be used on cigarette packets in all EU countries. Unlike the written health warnings already used across the continent, the pictures need not be made compulsory throughout the EU. “Governments have the right not to force cigarette companies to use them…. Read more »
Indie rock darlings The National played to a captive audience at Dublin’s O2 arena this past Sunday. While the hugely successful band delivered a raucous and passionate set list filled with their most enduring songs it has since emerged that the concert was deemed a failure by many. Shane Mullen, a Kildare native and self-confessed… Read more »
THE COMMUNIST STATE of North Korea defended its decision to execute 80 people for watching foreign films, as they were found to contain American actor, Ben Afleck. A spokesperson confirmed that all Ben Affleck films have been banned from the country since 2011, and viewing them carries a mandatory death sentence. It is understood that… Read more »
A 27-year-old woman who slept with Justin Bieber claimed today that he has his very own penis. Model Tati Neves said she noticed the organ after a party at his villa in Rio de Janeiro last week. The Brazilian native claimed the 19-year-old male showed her his penis while trying to engage in the human… Read more »
If an individual was to type ‘google’ into Google it would of course break the internet, but use any other search term and you will be met with a barrage of self portraits known as ‘selfies’. A new report published today by the Institute of Internet Studies (IIS) reveals the internet is now 90% selfies…. Read more »
John Ferriter, a father of three from Kilkenny, has caused a stir recently by declaring “I don’t give a fuck” after his youngest daughter tried to convince him of the merits of hip band One Direction. John’s youngest daughter Clodagh (10) had been insinuating for some time that her father was in fact no longer… Read more »
At a hastily assembled press conference yesterday in Hollywood leading figures from the movie and publishing worlds announced details of a new deal. In response to extensive market research carried out on behalf of Hollywood’s elite producers it has been decided that from now on every novel currently being written will be turned into a… Read more »
POP sensation Rihanna has responded to recent criticism by posting a riposte on her 84 social media profiles. The popular singer was hitting back at critics that felt they could comment on the singer’s lifestyle choices due to the video for latest single ‘Pour It Up’ and her strong social media presence. Rihanna took aim… Read more »
THE PRESS Association of Ireland has confirmed that it will print and post over two million Love/Hate leaflets packed with Spoilers from next week, in a bid to ruin unwatched episodes for people who haven’t yet seen the current series. The spoilers will go out early next Monday morning following the show’s season finale on… Read more »
TEENAGER Michael Downey expressed to his friends a pronounced disappointment upon discovering a new neighbour had failed to live up to his understanding of supposed cultural and societal norms. Earlier in the week Michael had talked at length to several friends about a new family moving in next door and how he saw a ride… Read more »
