WWN can exclusively report that Ireland has gone a bit mad for former Destiny’s Child singer Beyoncé. A recent WWN study can reveal that 10 out of every 10 Irish women are currently battling an unsettling obsession with the pop diva following the announcement of her new album and 4 gigs at the O2. The… Read more »
Conor Waldron, an unquestionably cool DJ working in a local radio station made the brave and bold step of changing up his usual routine. Halfway through his two-hour prime time slot the 31-year-old decided to play the little known Robin Thicke ditty ‘Blurred Lines’. “I’ve got a surprise lined up here listeners,” the DJ is… Read more »
In an effort to avoid the heartbreaking moment where they have to explain how tough life really is poor people across the country will be doing their level best to make sure their children do not watch the Late Late Toy Show tonight. Top excuses poor parents are expected to use are ‘oh no love,… Read more »
AN ON-LINE campaign sparked by outrage at the news that Mullingar is set to open a Niall Horan museum has resulted in the funding of another museum next door. A kickstarter campaign proposing a ‘museum of stupid fucking ideas’ raised €1 million in under 12 seconds after news of a museum dedicated to the One… Read more »
A STUDY carried out by a group of leading psychiatrists in the country has found that over ninety percent of all abandonment issues can be traced back to the original Pippa leaving Home And Away, in 1990. After five years of intensive research, lead psychiatrist of the study, Dr. Barry Flynn, concluded that the sudden change… Read more »
THE European Commission has called for shocking close-up pictures of Keith Richards face to be used on cigarette packets in all EU countries. Unlike the written health warnings already used across the continent, the pictures need not be made compulsory throughout the EU. “Governments have the right not to force cigarette companies to use them…. Read more »
Indie rock darlings The National played to a captive audience at Dublin’s O2 arena this past Sunday. While the hugely successful band delivered a raucous and passionate set list filled with their most enduring songs it has since emerged that the concert was deemed a failure by many. Shane Mullen, a Kildare native and self-confessed… Read more »
THE COMMUNIST STATE of North Korea defended its decision to execute 80 people for watching foreign films, as they were found to contain American actor, Ben Afleck. A spokesperson confirmed that all Ben Affleck films have been banned from the country since 2011, and viewing them carries a mandatory death sentence. It is understood that… Read more »
A 27-year-old woman who slept with Justin Bieber claimed today that he has his very own penis. Model Tati Neves said she noticed the organ after a party at his villa in Rio de Janeiro last week. The Brazilian native claimed the 19-year-old male showed her his penis while trying to engage in the human… Read more »
