SHE’S got the looks, she’s got the cash, she’s got the husband, so why does Amal Clooney go out dressed like garbage so often? The scintillating wife of Hollywood legend George Clooney has pulled some major faux pas when stepping out over the years, and we at Gash are here to show you her Top 5… Read more »
OPERATION Transformation leader Eilish Kavanagh warned today that she will ‘take down’ Dr. Ciara Kelly any time, any where, after an on-air attack accusing the contestant of being drunk during a VT segment featured on the show. The county Wexford woman told WWN today that she is now “fit enough to wipe the floor with the… Read more »
TENS of maturing Blink 182 fans were said to be left ‘devastated’ this week after yet more rumours surfaced about the bands agonising split. After several days trying to actually locate fans here in Ireland, WWN tracked down and exclusively interviewed Thomas Durney – a self-confessed Blink 182 fan from County Kerry. “I’m not afraid to admit… Read more »
THERE was fresh hope for the war-torn Omega Quadrant today, as the newly crowned Miss Universe pledged to immediately travel via matter-displacement tunnel to the capital of Blorgon in a bid to quell the violent uprising which has pushed the sector to the brink of total galactic war. Miss Colombia Paulina Vega beat contestants from… Read more »
SELF-CONFESSED hipster and music guru Harold Casey has had to reschedule a very important meeting about a cafe idea this Monday lunchtime over the untimely passing of one Demis Roussos – a Greek singer he surprisingly has never heard of. Casey, who immediately turned off his Nokia 3210 in a bold bid to avoid any queries about the singer,… Read more »
A DUBLIN accountant will face an agonising day at work today, after none of his co-workers have expressed an interest in talking about last nights “Royal Rumble” wrestling event. Stephen Marks, 33, stayed up until 1 AM last night to watch the much-anticipated annual wrestling extravaganza, despite being fully aware that he was a grown… Read more »
LEADING researchers at the Institute of Leading Research have gathered the first conclusive proof that humans have increased the number of things they’re blaming on the boogie by 30%. “We’ve found a good degree of pride is factored into the decision to blame things on the boogie,” explained Professor Hans Von Lauden, “it doesn’t matter… Read more »
TEARAWAY pop princess Miley Cyrus shocked her legions of young fans across the world, by uploading a picture of herself wearing clothes to her Instagram account. The Wrecking Ball, singer, 22, sparked rumours that she may be suffering from mental problems after the picture of her fully-clothed went out to her 14.5m followers on the… Read more »
ACTOR Johnny Depp has heaped praise on the director of his latest movie Mortdecai for allowing the Hollywood favourite to play a curious and lovable eccentric for the first time in his career. “Parts like these just don’t come along every day,” explained the actor previously famous for stuffy straight man roles in Edward Scissorhands,… Read more »
CHILDREN’S entertainer and Teletubby, Tinky Winky, has today married long-time partner Martin Kent in a star-studded ceremony in London. The wedding took place just three months after the couple entered into a civil partnership agreement last year. Celebrity guests, including Mick Jagger, Madonna, Jeremy Clarkson and many more, attended the event in a posh city centre… Read more »
