HERE’S what’s happening around the country in the coming days: DUBLIN Ireland’s 5th annual Marriage Games takes place in the RDS this weekend. Don’t miss out on event highlights such as ‘Wife-throwing’ and the ‘Quickest to leave their husband’ event which sees the wife who can write an angry letter, pack up a suitcase, and… Read more »
IRELAND’S broadcasting industry has received a huge boost after a landmark deal with streaming giant Netflix was announced today. Following the ratings success of hundreds of unsecured Irish webcams and CCTV footage exploited by a number of websites, Netflix has paid an undisclosed fee to secure the exclusive rights. “It’s a testament to the Irish… Read more »
FOLLOWING the recent spate of enlightening videos regarding the prevalence of sexism in modern society, experts have confirmed that the world is just 400,134 videos away from ending sexism. “OK, so that’s not an exact figure but it’s pretty accurate give or take seven either way,” confirmed viral video expert Leona Gregory. The maelstrom of… Read more »
ONLINE piracy was dealt a hammer blow today as internet service providers took action to block access to popular torrent sites, resulting in users being unable to access pirated material until they found a proxy site. The blocking of the sites was implemented by ISPs such as Eircom, UPC and Sky Broadband, in accordance with… Read more »
A RELATIVELY unknown model took centre stage today on a wide range of media platforms after stitching several rows of wool together while locked in an Australian TV jungle set. Nadia Forde, best known for her scantily clad appearances at business photocalls, shocked viewers both here and in the UK with her incredible knitting skills…. Read more »
VETERAN actor Bill Cosby is to be relocated to a small rural village on the west coast of Ireland for the foreseeable future, following advice from his legal team. The 77-year-old comedian, best known for being Bill Cosby, is to make the move amid the recent resurgence of sexual abuse and rape claims, dating back… Read more »
U2 FRONTMAN Bono cheated death yesterday afternoon when a door fell off an aeroplane that was carrying him and four friends to Berlin. The aircraft’s entire tailgate section had also completely detached, with luggage falling 8,000 feet into the German countryside. “God obviously wants to keep his messenger on earth for another few years,” said… Read more »
THE dust had barely settled on the latest series of Love/Hate before speculation began suggesting last night could very well be the show’s final outing. RTÉ have now all but confirmed these suspicions with their announcement of a Love/Hate spinoff show entitled ‘Warren’ Peace’. The show will be centred on Nidge’s son Warren as he… Read more »
SOCIAL media celebrity Dapper Laughs are being treated at a central London hospital today after being diagnosed with a virus that infects human brains, making him more stupid. Real name Daniel O’Reilly, who has no family connections to Ireland at all, was rushed to the Royal London Hospital at 8pm after collapsing in the street…. Read more »
FOLLOWING a particularly gruesome episode of the TV favourite Love/Hate the tabloid press in Ireland has taken to the skies to ensure no one is in any doubt as to what happened. Pooling their resources together several papers have arranged for hundreds of small aircraft to carry banners in the sky, which give away key… Read more »
