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Call Of Duty Player ‘Shits Himself’ After Being Called For Duty
FOR 18-year-old gamer Sean M., Saturday last started like any other day –silently hunched over the gaming console in the ... -
Who Had The Best Coke At This Years Oscars?
IT has finally come to pass: Oscars night. As predicted, some of the best South American cocaine made it all ... -
A Look Inside Pat Kenny’s New UTV Show
WWN has been granted an exclusive behind the scenes look at Pat Kenny’s ‘still in development’ UTV show. With the ... -
Late Late Show Regretting Free Wrap Of Cocaine For Everybody In The Audience
RTÉ have apologised to viewers of last Friday’s Late Late show after it emerged that everybody in the audience was ... -
Record Number Of Sexually Repressed People To Attend Cinemas This Weekend
ONE of the longest-standing World records is set to be broken this weekend ahead of the release of the 50 ... -
Local Hipster Agonising Over What Opinion He’ll Take On ‘Better Call Saul’
GALWAY native Geoff Tynan is believed to be on the verge of a panic attack following the release of Breaking ... -
Delight On Social Media As Archivists Uncover Long-Lost Marilyn Monroe Quotes
THERE were virtual tears of joy shed across all social media platforms today as archivists announced they had uncovered more ... -
Lotto Machine Left With Blue Balls Following 24-Hour Delay
A SPOKESPERSON for the National Lottery has announced that due to the unprecedented 24-hour delay in this week’s Lotto draw, ... -
‘Happy’ Not Seeming So Bad Now That ‘Uptown Funk’ Being Played 24/7
SEVERAL members of the music-loving public has issued unreserved apologies to hit-maker Pharrell Williams following several weeks spent trying to ... -
Cinemas To Install Plastic Seat Covers Ahead of 50 Shades Of Grey Release
CINEMA chains across the country have taken drastic measures to preserve the upholstery of the seats in their screens ahead ...