MEMBERS of the public made a startling discovery this week after a routine visit into Dublin’s city centre. Friends Louis Browne and Cara Delaney were left shocked after learning the Love/Hate ‘theme park’ they thought they had stumbled upon was in fact the scene of a real life gangland killing. “I’m devastated and to be… Read more »
THE NATIONS television viewers have called for reruns of the television drama ‘The Wire’ following a massive surge in pompous Breaking Bad fans this week, it has emerged today. Thousands of people flooded national broadcasters with requests to repeat the popular TV show, in a bid to quell the tide of bullshit surrounding the final… Read more »
EXPERTS IN social everything warned today that Irish Sun readers will be forced to go on-line for their daily dose of tits, following the axing of its page three column. The group said the surge of low IQ sun readers could escalate online stupidity by as much as 44% in the first year. “There will… Read more »
THE Katy French inquest confirmed yesterday that the 24-year-old is still pretty much dead from cocaine use, and is not expected to recover no matter how many questions are asked about her death. Meath coroner James Lacy told the hearing in Trim courthouse, Co Meath, that test results showed Ms.French was not responding to the lengthy… Read more »
U2 FRONTMAN Bono told Michelle Obama and her two daughters that they wouldn’t be alive today only for himself and fellow humanitarian Bob Geldof’s efforts in Africa. The American presidents family were invited by the star for some lunch at his favourite haunt – Finnegan’s bar, Dalkey village, Dublin. Sources in the well known bar… Read more »
DAFT PUNK uber -fan, Matthew Hogan, hoped today their newly released album Random Access Memories will sound much better the more times he plays it. The 33-year-old Waterford man believes the recurring seventies funk rif throughout the album, will ‘grow on him eventually’, and slammed his conscience for thinking it was a lazy arsed effort to… Read more »
THOUSANDS OF ‘knowing’ Daft Punk fans were said to be secretly nodding at each other on the street in anticipation of the French duos up and coming new album, it has been revealed this week. The gestures follow the unveiling of Daft Punks preview trailer for their new album, ‘Random Access Memories’, which has been… Read more »
AMERICAN ACTOR Tom Cruise has finally received an Irish heritage certificate in Dublin today to commend his ‘outstanding performance’ in the 1992 box office smash ‘Far and Away’. Tainiste Eamon Gilmore presented the Hollywood star at Iveagh House with a framed certificate of his Irishness, and asked the 50-year-old if he would say something in the Irish accent… Read more »
I suppose yer all wonderins how to be famous and tha’ and make loads of money and been on the telly an’ all? Well look no further cause im here to make all your dreams come thru. People on the street are always asking me how did I made it to the big time. Lets… Read more »
MILLIONS OF music enthusiasts around the world were said to be ‘totally unmoved’ by the fact that Girls Aloud have performed their last concert together, and are now splitting up. Writing on their official Twitter page, the five piece girl-band said: “Dear Alouders, we just want to say from the bottom of our hearts Thank you!!`…….but we have… Read more »
