WHILE the majority of the TV-watching nation reacquainted themselves with Nidge and co. the Gardaí of the country had a surprisingly quiet night. Garda figures for Sunday evening show there was not a single crime committed between 9.30pm and 10.30pm, the precise time crime drama Love/Hate was broadcasting on RTÉ 1. A spokesman for the… Read more »
A MIDDLE AGED Irish woman, who recently had her ex-boyfriends initials tattooed to her face to remind her how stupid she is, has secretly given free advice to a deranged American teen publicly on the internet. Recluse singer songwriter Sinead O’Connor posted the open letter to pop sensation Miley Cyrus on her own website, saving… Read more »
BREAKING BAD clinics around the world are gearing themselves up for what is to be the biggest onslaught of addicted patients the world has ever seen. Thousands of temporary clinics are being set up to cope with the TV series’ finale next Sunday night. At home, fourteen makeshift clinics are currently being erected in all… Read more »
A RENEWED debate on the root causes of mass shootings is sadly under way again in America today following the tragic murder of 12 people by an ex-Navy serviceman. The powerful pro-gun lobbyist’s in America have expressed their sheer delight that Rockstar’s gaming behemoth Grand Theft Auto series released it’s latest installment to the public… Read more »
CORONATION STREET actor Michael Le Vell is ‘absolutely dying’ today after celebrating not being found guilty of child sex offences following a trial at Manchester Crown Court. The 48-year-old actor was hunched up around a pint of Carlsberg this morning in a Manchester bar, where he is recovering from last night. “I’m in the bits… Read more »
RENEWED CALLS have been made by the general Irish public for Bob Geldof to bring singer songwriter Sinead O’Connor into space with him and leave her there. Geldof, who will be boarding a Virgin galactic flight in 2015, was approached by a large group of people outside his home in Dublin yesterday evening. It is… Read more »
THREE TIME Oscar-winning actor Daniel Day Lewis is to push his acting talents like never before in an upcoming epic movie. The movie, tentatively titled ‘Child of China’ follows wide-eyed and naive child Xang Bo, who from humbles beginnings becomes the first human to eat 10 dry crackers in under 30 seconds. The film is… Read more »
The Nation has barely emerged from its weeks of mourning upon the news of Pat Kenny, Irish broadcasting luminary, leaving RTÉ for rival radio station Newstalk. Despite vast evidence to the contrary the good people of Ireland have persevered and overcome what has been a tough transition.The country will awake on Monday to a new… Read more »
THOUSANDS of people who have their priorities in life in the right order took to forums and comment sections on websites to voice their outrage at the decision to select a 41-year-old actor from Boston to play the part a of man who dresses up in a cape. “This is fucking ridiculous,” said one commenter… Read more »
THE JEWEL in RTÉ’s televisual crown, the Rose of Tralee, entertained your racist granny over two fun filled nights this week. An extravaganza which proved women can still learn to wave in the most efficient manner possible was universally praised by its broadcaster RTÉ. TV expert Fionn McDonagh, carefully tallied the number of cringe-worthy moments… Read more »
