ENGLISH ex-girlband member and TV personality Cheryl Fernandez-Versini has been admitted to a London city hospital this morning after falling from her high horse. The singer, who had been riding the horse for quite some time now, was jolted from the enormous animal without warning, landing her squarely on her arse at her luxury estate…. Read more »
FRESH from his shock announcement that The Saturday Night Show would end in May, Brendan O’Connor is set to receive the greatest entertainment honour Ireland has to offer; a star on the RTÉ Walk of Fame. O’Connor becomes only the fourth star in Irish broadcasting history to receive the honour after Gay Byrne, Pat Kenny… Read more »
A PROMINENT Irish videography expert has agreed to hold a once-off, 6-week course aimed at teaching people with mobile phones to turn the God damn thing sideways when shooting a video clip. Michael Sheehan, one of the country’s leading cameramen, will take the time out of his busy schedule to tutor a small class in… Read more »
PARENTS today woke up in a nightmare land where the announcement of a Frozen sequel is everywhere, WWN can exclusively reveal. Disney film Frozen has been one of the most beloved animated films in recent years with young children growing ever more obsessed with the story and its cast of characters. However, due to younger… Read more »
HEAR us out, we know Justin Bieber technically is so horrid that he deserves the death penalty while being force fed broken glass, but honestly we might be changing our minds about him and it’s all down to a terminally ill badger. Neville the badger lived a life of wanton merriment until he struck down… Read more »
STAFF at the BBC were said to be slightly emotional today after bosses at the station announced they will be releasing a captive Clarkson back into the wild. The 54-year-old animal, which has been raised by the British Broadcasting Corporation since 1988, is said to be reaching the age of adolescence, thus posing a risk… Read more »
IN a landmark deal which will serve as a boost to the ever expanding viral social media sector in Ireland, the Media has signed a commitment to make every video, photo or utterance, regardless of its merit, subject matter or content viral so long as it’s Irish. The deal received the unilateral backing of the… Read more »
This is the news we all needed to shake off the Monday blues. Swoons. Heart melts. It had been rumoured for a time and now they’re public it just makes sense. It. Just. Makes. Sense. We have to say we here at WWN think they’re a perfect match but just because you’re the hottest couple… Read more »
THE Earth was today being treated for serious but not life-threatening injuries, after it was involved in a head on collision with Harrison Ford on Thursday afternoon. The veteran planet had been circling the Sun when it strayed into the path of Ford, who was piloting a vintage two-seater fighter plane around the Los Angeles… Read more »
