Mila Kunis ‘Ruined Now’, Say Men

THOUSANDS of single men across the world were left devastated today after news that Mila Kunis was pregnant with Ashton Kutchers child.  The actress is said to be planning for her first celebrity baby, just weeks after the couple announced they will be walking down the aisle together. At home, hundreds of distraught men were left heart-broken by… Read more »

Kurt Cobain Still Dead, New Evidence Reveals

NEW PHOTOGRAPHIC evidence released by Seattle police today has confirmed, beyond any reasonable doubt, that Kurt Cobain remains dead from a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head. The two pictures, which comes from four rolls of undeveloped film stumbled upon last month, shows a small cigar box containing a spoon, possibly with heroin residue on… Read more »

Pistorius Vomit Goes For Auction On E-bay

THE REGURGITATED contents of Oscar Pistorius’ stomach has been put on-line for auction on E-bay, it has emerged today. The vomit, which comes in its original green court bucket, has gone for an opening bid of $10,000, but is expected to fetch more than ten times that over the next few days. It is believed… Read more »