OFFALY woman Bronagh Nevin issued a statement this morning outlining her disappointment around how a video she shot on her iPhone at a Beyonce concert last night is “practically unwatchable” due to bad focussing and extremely poor audio. The 34-year-old mother of two, who had attended the gig at the O2 in Dublin, spent the… Read more »
RTE’s decision to axe all its televised weather forecasts came as a huge shock today after 47 meteorologists and staff were told they would be replaced by a five-second animated ‘sunny/rainy graphic’. Staff in the department said nobody had anticipated the 5 minute post-news segment would ever be cancelled. “Wow! Well, what can I say?… Read more »
The sequel to the popular series has a working title of ‘Kevin’s Intervention’ and will see former child star Macauley Culkin return to acting after several years away from the profession. The wildly popular 90s franchise will see a shift in tone but will stay true to the original premise of the hero, Kevin McCallister,… Read more »
RECENTLY retired Irish rugby player Brian O’Driscoll said today that he is looking forward to putting on loads of weight and getting paid for “talking shite” on radio in a new career step towards sports commentating. News was announced this morning on the Pat Kenny Show that the 35-year-old is joining Newstalk as a rugby… Read more »
VETERAN entertainer Rolf Harris is feeling the brunt of today’s cut-throat entertainment marketplace, after it was revealed that the Antipodean octogenarian has been forced to dramatically reduce his fee for performing at children’s parties. Having gained fame for his singing career, which included such hits as Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Two Little Boys, SHHH! Don’t… Read more »
AMERICAN television and social media personality Kim Kardashian is said to be very unhappy with her honeymoon on the Emerald Isle, stating the island is a “complete fucking shithole” and will not be returning soon, even if she was to get paid to do so. The reality porn fashion actress made the comments in the… Read more »
A SPOKESPERSON for boy band One Direction has told WWN that the members were coerced into smoking cannabis, taking a video of them smoking, and boasting about it by a group of unknown older boys. “The members of One Direction normally would never consider taking part in that activity. However,even in their early 20s, the… Read more »
A packed RDS welcomed a man from that movie you watched that was class last night. The man played by Leonardo DI Caprio, Jordan Belfort, dispensed his knowledge to nearly 3,000 hopeful and ambitious entrepreneurs which he has amassed over a lifetime of being morally repugnant. Belfort, who defrauded mainly working and middle class people… Read more »
THE honeymoon of rap mogul Kanye West and reality TV star Kim Kardashian got off to a sticky start this morning, after emergency services were called to the Ailwee Caves in County Clare to help free the new bride after she became hopelessly trapped between two stalagmites. Located in the heart of the Burren, the… Read more »
Southwark Crown Court was left in shock today after Rolf Harris rejected the counsel from his legal team and used playing the wobble board as his primary defence against allegations of sexual assault. Solicitor Michael Wainslow told WWN how his firm pleaded with Harris to heed their advice but no avail. “After Mr. Harris informed… Read more »
