The Peter Aiken Reply To Garth Brooks That The Media Doesn’t Want You To See
Category: ENTERTAINMENT
“The Real Winner Here Is Music,” Dublin City Council Tell Garth Brooks Fans
Distraught Garth Brooks fans have reacted angrily to the decision by Dublin City Council to only grant 3 of the 5 Croke Park concerts with licenses, meaning as many as 160,000 people will be denied the chance to see their beloved country music star in action. “The real winner here is music,” explained a member… Read more »
Waterford Mother ‘Always Knew’ There Was Something Creepy About Rolph Harris Anyway
A COUNTY Waterford mother said today that she ‘always knew’ there was something a little bit creepy about Rolph Harris anyway, after she heard news of him being convicted of 12 child sex offences today. Catherine Hanley of Larchville in the city, claimed she held back on her opinions about the Australian entertainer, for fear she… Read more »
Children’s Picnics To Be Banned Following Viral Road Safety Advert
MOTORISTS across the country are today calling for the banning of children’s picnics, following the latest ad campaign from the Road Safety Authority. The commercial depicts a speeding motorist losing control of his vehicle and ploughing into a group of young children in a field, and has highlighted for many the dangers of having groups of… Read more »
Church To Remove Angelus From RTÉ Over MacGrianna Wedding
WWN has today learned that the Catholic Church has called to remove the Angelus from its coveted prime time spot on RTÉ following the wedding of Aengus MacGrianna to his long-term partner at the weekend. 49-year-old MacGrianna, who was walked down the aisle by former RTÉ colleague and close friend Anne Doyle, married his boyfriend… Read more »
Shock As ‘What Happened Next Will Shock You’ Headline Didn’t Shock You In The Slightest
A RARE instance of outrage spreading online has seen a number of websites that specialise in vacuous and faux-empathic content come under criticism. Web sites, including Buzzfeed, Upworthy, Viral Nova, Warm Fuzzy Headline Machine, Playing On Your Innate Curiosity As A Human Being and Fucking Click The Link You Know You Want To have been… Read more »
Harry Styles Has Himself Castrated As Part Of New Religion
THOUSANDS of One Direction fans were left in shock today after news that band member Harry Styles had voluntarily been castrated in a 2 hour operation as part of his new religion. The once sex mad womaniser is said to be recovering from the procedure in London Bridge hospital today and is due to be… Read more »
RTÉ Announce Gay Byrne Hologram To Host New Show
The RTÉ legend is set to follow in the footsteps of Tupac, Michael Jackson and the cast of Star Trek when they do that ‘beam me up Scotty’ thing by having his own hologram breathe new life into his bodily form. RTÉ have made an effort to be at the forefront of the future of… Read more »
Ballymun Father’s Day Edition Of Guess Who Goes On Sale This Week
HASBRO have announced a special edition of the popular two-player guessing game, Guess who. The game is said to be quite similar to the original. Each player starts the game with a board that includes images of 24 people possible fathers and their first names. It starts with each player selecting a card of their… Read more »
The Hilarious Moment Bill Murray Crashes Funeral Of Murder Victims
ACTOR Bill Murray secured his title as the most awesome man on the planet this week after crashing the funerals of three family members who were shot and killed in a murder suicide incident in Cedar Lake, Indiana. The hilarious Ghostbusters star took it upon himself to gatecrash the funeral at Shady Pines funeral home… Read more »