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Nation Could Do With Uplifting Story About Puppy In Love With Balloons Or Something
AFTER reading a near never ending parade of news items relating to unfathomable, tragic loss and death, the Nation agreed ... -
Justin Bieber Defecates On Adoring Irish Fans From Hotel Window
JUSTIN Bieber fans gathering outside the Shelborne hotel this evening were rewarded by the pop star after he took a ... -
Apple Kindly Offer Full-Time Jobs To Remaining 1,500 Calais Refugee Children
TECH giant Apple has today kindly offered to relocate over 1,500 refugee children who were left behind at a Calais ... -
Clinton Promises To Scrap ‘Pointless’ FBI If Elected
ON the verge of being elected, the first female president of the United States of America, Hillary Clinton admitted her ... -
So Cute! Prince George Wore Necklace Of Human Ears For Halloween
2016 has been an eventful year for Prince George. From meeting the US president to his first day of nursery ... -
Ireland Would Take In 2nd Child Refugee But Too Busy Letting Down Its Own Children
FOLLOWING inquiries made by Barnardos CEO Fergus Finlay, it was revealed that Ireland has spared neglecting refugee children here in ... -
Uncollected Pallet Wondering What It Did Wrong
A NEGLECTED wooden pallet is said to be suffering from severe self esteem issues after it failed to be selected ... -
“It’s Fucking Christmas Now So Start Buying Shit” Shops Inform Public
THE RETAIL industry has wasted no time in informing the public it is the first of November, Halloween is over ... -
WWN Guide To Blowing Your Hand Off With A Firework
SOME people fail to plan their purchase and use of fireworks to such an extent that they don’t have the ...