WATERFORD Mother Anna Gerathy has politely inquired as to when her daughter, 29-year-old Sarah Gerathy, is planning on getting married. The genial question has been posed by Anna just 800 times this year alone, but the mother of three married daughters and one who just doesn’t seem to care, posed this latest iteration of the… Read more »
A COUNTY Dublin man was said to be absolutely furious last night after realising his recent movie download was in actual fact a ‘CAM’ recording, and not the high quality HDrip he was hoping for. Cormac Lewis, who spent at least two and a half minutes searching a popular torrent proxy site for the movie… Read more »
BRITISH monarch, Queen Elizabeth II has issued her annual reminder that she will staunchly continue in her efforts to simply not die, WWN can reveal. While the yearly letter is personally addressed to her son and King-in-waiting Prince Charles, its contents are made available to the public just in case of any of them were… Read more »
THERE were emotional scenes for one Athlone student this morning, as his Leaving Cert results revealed that he had done well enough to emigrate to Australia and never come home. Sean Pearce, 18, achieved 410 points across 7 subjects: an admirable result which allows him a wide range of college courses in Ireland, and a position… Read more »
ALTHOUGH Dublin man Cathal Tobin can vividly remember the lyrics to the ESB’s “Nightsaver” ad campaign from nearly thirty years ago, the Clondalkin native has found himself completely unable to remember just where he left his car keys last night. The 40-second ad for the Electricity Supply Board featured a family singing about the merits… Read more »
THERE’S so many incredible, can’t-miss documentaries hiding away on Netflix that it can be a little overwhelming for the casual viewer who uses the video streaming service just to watch movies they’ve already seen and episodes of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia. If you’ve ever felt left out while friends or co-workers discuss watching “an… Read more »
FOLLOWING pressure from animal rights group Aran, the Puck Fair is to formally change its name to Puck Unfair. The name change is seemingly an acknowledgement of the less than favourable treatment of the so-called ‘Puck King’ goat, who is hoisted high up in a cage for two days during the fair. “We wouldn’t class… Read more »
NOT content with making controversial remarks about women, the Latino community, African Americans and those on minimum wage, American presidential candidate Donald Trump has launched a scathing attack on Swedish supergroup ABBA, claiming that they could “fuck off back to Belgium”. Billionaire Trump, who has a history of strong, controversial opinions, made the statement during… Read more »
Sinn Féin leader Gerry Adams published his first ever tweet on February 6th 2013, and in two and a half years he has built up a cult following on the social network of over 85,000 followers. So why is Twitter so important to the alleged ex-IRA commander? It may not be as innocent as you… Read more »
