Contents Of Woman’s Handbag Still A Mystery To Boyfriend

THE contents of Shona Hanley’s black faux-leather bag purchased in Zara three years ago is still largely a mystery to her boyfriend of five years, Ciaran Fallon. Shona’s bag, much like any other handbag has a handle, a shoulder strap and what appears to be, to Ciaran at least, a depth of over 400 metres…. Read more »

World Now Completely Out Of Oscar Pistorius Jokes

OFFICIALS representing the international comedy community have come forward and declared that when it comes to jokes about South African Olympian/murderer Oscar Pistorius, the well is now completely dry. Pistorius, due for release after serving just ten months of his 5 year sentence for the manslaughter of his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp, had become a popular… Read more »

Dad’s Army Remake Now Officially The Worst Thing About WW2

A RECENTLY released trailer for the movie based on the classic TV show ‘Dad’s Army’ has revealed that the upcoming remake may be the single worst thing that World War 2 has ever been responsible for. Dad’s Army, which aired from 1968 to 1977, revolved around the antics of the ‘Home Guard’, a part-time group… Read more »