YOU’RE A Star was the little Irish talent show that could. It surpassed all its talent show competition expectations and supremely trounced foreign imports such as Pop Idol and The X Factor. We don’t need to remind you of the vast array of talent that passed through the You’re A Star auditions and went on… Read more »
BUSINESS! Almost everyone is part of one. Profits. That’s something businesses want. Buzzwords. The only way you can achieve businessy profiting is by wowing your customer base with words that buzz or as experts refer to them ‘buzzwords’. We’ve got 6 hot off the press buzzwords that if you’re not already using you really should… Read more »
LOCAL Waterford man Sean Shannon has admitted that his bed sheets have remained unchanged for over two years, in large part due to the fact he has been single for that duration of time. “Sure I’m not bothered by the smell, is there even a smell?” Sean explained to WWN from his rancid and depressing… Read more »
THE latest instalment in our WWN Voice series sees Dáíthí Ó Sé discuss his love of counting sheep, even when he doesn’t need to go asleep… Howiya, ar feachaint an sa scannail go leithreas or whatever you’re having yourself. As an ancient Kerry GAA jersey told me on top of Carrantuohill one particular year after… Read more »
BREAKING down from months of exasperation, one checkout attendant in Dunnes has dragged a customer across the counter and demanded that he get a Clubcard and fucking keep it with him. “You come here every single day”, Bernadine Traynor was heard screaming at Dunnes regular Eamon Hennessey, during his fifth visit to the stores… Read more »
ONE Dublin commuter walking to town on the Luas tracks during the ongoing drivers strike has likened himself to famed Antarctic explorer Tom Crean, stating that his journey along the Green line in the morning is akin to Crean’s doomed 1911 trek to the South Pole with Captain Scott. “Look at us all here, walking… Read more »
ALTHOUGH Danny Healy Rae is standing by his comments that “only God above is in charge of the weather”, the Kerry TD has admitted that Ireland can tackle climate change by implementing some tried-and-tested methods such as leaving a statue of the Child Of Prague under a bush overnight. Healy Rae was speaking at a… Read more »
AN UNEXPECTED boost in tax revenue is set to be spent by the government on a large quantity of scratch cards, WWN has learned. Scenes of celebration within the department of finance following the discovery that tax intake is €500 million ahead of target soon turned more sober when senior civil servants realised government ministers… Read more »
AFTER doing some soul searching late last night the Irish electorate has informed Fine Gael and all negotiating Independent TDs that despite their efforts at forming a minority government, the public is going to go with another election. “Don’t get us wrong, we know a few of them put a good bit of work into… Read more »