A Monster Five-Foot Rodent Found In County Tyrone

A MONSTER five-foot long rat has been found swimming in the Irish media for the past fortnight, and it’s looking for a good home. The vermin, a Caucasian Christian bigot, was reported to be dwelling in West Tyrone, Northern Ireland. It is believed to be the worst of its kind found in recent years. Nicknamed ‘Susan’ by… Read more »

Girlo Finally Achieves Masso Status

THERE was jubilant scenes in the home of Dublin teenager Amy Halpin this week, after the young girl received news that she had finally been bestowed with the title of ‘masso girlo’ by a committee of her peers. Halpin, 17, cites years of hard work posing for selfies on public transport as well as a… Read more »