A DUBLIN man is going about his life operating under the false impression that his opinion carries weight in almost every conversation he conducts, WWN can exclusively reveal. Eanna Farrell, with an address in the phonebook, consistently engages in conversations, discussions and arguments with friends, family and co-workers with the factually inaccurate impression that his… Read more »
AFTER failing to reach out to those in positions of power who could actually improve mental health services in Ireland, the Nation has confirmed it will just have to solve the crisis itself. Unhappy with the absence of any meaningful strategy, citizens stopped writing angry letters to their local TDs and stormed the department of… Read more »
THE underhanded campaign tactics used by all major parties running in the election have reached their bitter worst today as Fine Gael spent the last of their election war chest on a series of giant ‘Gerry Was In The Ra – Vote Fine Gael’ posters. Prospective voters woke today to find a number of the… Read more »
AS polling day draws near for the 2016 general election, Sinn Féin have called an emergency meeting to determine whether to get party leader Gerry Adams a gold watch or a nice carriage clock as a ‘going-away present’. The decision was made to get Gerry a farewell gift following his shaky performances during the leaders’… Read more »
THE HSE has responded to criticisms about how vulnerable children were left in foster homes despite accusations of abuse, stating that everything would have been fine is it wasn’t for those vulnerable children left in foster homes despite accusations of abuse. The statement comes following revelations that a young child suffered years of sexual abuse… Read more »
AFTER the disappointing news that Rafael Dos Anjos ‘shit the bed and pulled out of the title fight’ with Conor McGregor due to a ‘foot injury’ comes news of Notorious’s last minute replacement for the UFC196 bout. Many fans had expressed their disappointment at Dos Anjos’s withdrawal from the bout as many Irish fans had… Read more »
IN A desperate bid to sway voters in the United States away from Donald Trump, several world leaders have been forced into action by their own people to help save the future of the planet from the US business mogul. Speaking from British parliament this morning, Prime Minister David Cameron began the worldwide campaign, by… Read more »
JEREMY Clarkson has issued an apology to the producer of Top Gear that he assaulted last year, adding that he hopes there’s no hard feelings between him and potato-eating bog dweller Oisín Tymon. Clarkson, who was fired by the BBC after assaulting Mr. Tymon in a hotel following a day filming when he didn’t get… Read more »
THERE was terrifying and sad scenes on an Argentinian beach earlier today after members of the seemingly intelligent dolphin community claimed the life of one human. Onlookers described a young man in his 20s happily swimming in shallow water when a dolphin dragged him further out to sea, keen to show off the exotic discovery… Read more »
