Man Under False Impression His Opinion Carries Weight

A DUBLIN man is going about his life operating under the false impression that his opinion carries weight in almost every conversation he conducts, WWN can exclusively reveal. Eanna Farrell, with an address in the phonebook, consistently engages in conversations, discussions and arguments with friends, family and co-workers with the factually inaccurate impression that his… Read more »

Clarkson Apologises To Spud-Munching Paddy

JEREMY Clarkson has issued an apology to the producer of Top Gear that he assaulted last year, adding that he hopes there’s no hard feelings between him and potato-eating bog dweller Oisín Tymon. Clarkson, who was fired by the BBC after assaulting Mr. Tymon in a hotel following a day filming when he didn’t get… Read more »