WWN Fashion: Stay Warm This Winter With A Trendy Balaclava

BRRRR! Winter is fast approaching, so it’s time to get yourself nice and warm with some fashionable headwear that looks great and keeps you toasty. This season’s must-have headpiece? The balaclava. After spending decades being negatively associated with terrorist organisations, armed robbers and professional hitmen, the humble ‘clava is finally back where it belongs, at… Read more »

Westlife Summoned To The Hague Following Torture Claims

FOUR remaining members of popular Irish boyband Westlife are to appear before the International Court of Justice in the Hague, following revelations that their music was used to torture suspects being held by the CIA. Kian Egan, Shane Filan, Mark Something, and Liam, we think, will all appear before a special commission to determine whether… Read more »

Bake-Off Winner May Be Operating Secret Training Camps

INTELLIGENCE gathered by covert operatives has hinted that Nadiya Jamir Hussain, the Muslim winner of this year’s Great British Bake Off, may be the mastermind behind a number of covert training camps all across West Yorkshire. Nadiya, a Muslim, emerged victorious from the cake-based show on the BBC, which also runs shows about terrorism and… Read more »