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Touching Moment Police Present Tear Gas To Native Americans For Thanksgiving
NORTH Dakota Policemen have been praised for offering Native American Indians several hundred litres of tear gas in an emotional ceremony ... -
The WWN Black Friday Survival Guide
BOARD up your windows folks, that time of year is upon us again; Black Friday, the most dreaded of days ... -
Brexit Fallout Continues As UK Porn Enthusiasts To Relocate To Ireland
THE LONG muted censorship of pornography in Britain is just the latest taste of what life could be like for ... -
Dublin Gangs Take On More Staff To Cope With Christmas Rush
ASPIRING criminals with previous crime experience have been asked to submit their CVs to a Dublin drug dealer, in a ... -
Cork Confirms It’s The Real Capital When It Comes To Suicide
THE REBEL county has sadly conceded, without its usual sense of pride, that when it comes to suicide in Ireland ... -
Local Gobshite To Celebrate Thanksgiving
A COMPLETE and utter gobshite is to celebrate the American national holiday of Thanksgiving this year, despite having absolutely no ... -
Nostalgia Alert! 90s Boyband No One Has Heard Of Is Getting Back Together!
WE CANNOT believe it! Who the fuck are these lads? Who cares, it’s time to break out your Adidas pop ... -
Trump Appoints Bill Cosby As Secretary For Women’s Rights
PRESIDENT-elect Donald Trump continues to fill out his cabinet more and more each day, and today he has picked someone ... -
EU Tells Britain To Lube Up As This Might Hurt A Little
BRITAIN has been told that despite the bold claims of the Conversative government post-Brexit vote result, the EU has maintained ... -
“Novelist” Told To Order A Coffee Or Get The Fuck Out
“HEY, Hunter S. Thompson… you’ve been nursing that empty cup for over two hours now and we’re about to hit ...