HE has been melting the hearts of the Nation in recent days starring in Vodafone’s new ad campaign, but Elliot the pig is significantly older than when the ad was shot earlier this year. We barely recognised him ourselves, but the advert’s director sent the picture in to us and assured us that yes, little… Read more »
BRRRR! Winter is fast approaching, so it’s time to get yourself nice and warm with some fashionable headwear that looks great and keeps you toasty. This season’s must-have headpiece? The balaclava. After spending decades being negatively associated with terrorist organisations, armed robbers and professional hitmen, the humble ‘clava is finally back where it belongs, at… Read more »
FOUR remaining members of popular Irish boyband Westlife are to appear before the International Court of Justice in the Hague, following revelations that their music was used to torture suspects being held by the CIA. Kian Egan, Shane Filan, Mark Something, and Liam, we think, will all appear before a special commission to determine whether… Read more »
THE tightly knit bro community has come out in force today to heavily criticise Waterford man and fellow bro Jack O’Brien after evidence was uncovered that he had put a hoe before one of his bros. The bro community adheres to a strict set of principles that puts endlessly objecting women, discussing their own sexual… Read more »
THE home of Saadiq and Elaine Gurramesh seems like any other household in Ireland on the surface. Like you or I, they own chairs, a TV, a toenail clippers they forgot to put away even though they knew they had guests arriving. However, a social faux pas such as this pales in significance to the… Read more »
TERESA Daly, a Waterford city native, has been formally congratulated on starting up Ireland’s latest beauty blog, which now brings the country’s total number of makeup, fashion and clean living focused blogs to 1 million. Publishing her first post on her ‘You, Me & Beauty’ blog at 9am this morning, Miss Daly started up the… Read more »
IRISH businessman Denis O’Brien is currently sweeping his Maltese residence for bugs, a source confirmed to WWN today. Mr. O’Brien has spent the majority of this morning searching for hidden listening devices and has ordered staff at the mansion to remain silent until he is finished. “It all started yesterday evening,” said the source, who… Read more »
A portion of Roscommon’s renowned bogland has been cordoned off by a team archaeologists after the alarm was raised earlier today by a local, after he spotted something jutting out of one of the bog’s many crevasses. “Stories being going round for years that this is where the first breakfast roll was sold, but sure,… Read more »
SHORTLY after sensational pictures of Taoiseach Enda Kenny placing his fist into his open palm while watching Marylou McDonald speak in the Dáil emerged online, the Fine Gael leader was arrested by Gardaí. Chief eye witnesses across several social media platforms were said to have played a key part in the successful arrest of the… Read more »
INTELLIGENCE gathered by covert operatives has hinted that Nadiya Jamir Hussain, the Muslim winner of this year’s Great British Bake Off, may be the mastermind behind a number of covert training camps all across West Yorkshire. Nadiya, a Muslim, emerged victorious from the cake-based show on the BBC, which also runs shows about terrorism and… Read more »
