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Loads Of Homeless People In Ireland, But Sure Look, You Knew That Already
THE MEDIA has apologised for the repetitive nature of its coverage for much of the last 4 years as yet ... -
Leo Varadkar Commended After Kicking The Shit Out Of Dole Cheat
WHEN Leo Varadkar promised a ‘hard hitting’ campaign against social welfare fraudsters, he wasn’t messing around; the Minister For Social ... -
Trump Confirms Mexican Wall Must Contain World’s Smallest Glory Hole
AS THE Trump administration backs down on border wall funding while it continues the tendering process for bids on the ... -
“Ah In Fairness, Someone Else Should Run It,” God Tells Sisters Of Charity
GOD ALMIGHTY has broken his millennia long silence to plead with the Sisters of Charity religious order to step away ... -
‘Poolbeg Incinerator Is Up Its Own Hole’, Insists County Meath Incinerator
THE CONTROVERSIAL Poolbeg incinerator has come under fire again today after it was claimed the waste-to-energy plant was ‘up its ... -
Daredevil Dad Likes To Put Seatbelt On After He Starts Driving
A COUNTY Waterford man has been branded ‘a bit of a daredevil’ this afternoon after deciding to put on his seatbelt after ... -
Study Reveals It’s Impossible To Casually Do Up Fly Without Somebody Noticing
A GROUNDBREAKING study, which took place in our very own Waterford City, has conclusively proved what has been long suspected; ... -
Woman Who Followed Washing Instructions Perfectly Can’t Understand Why €2 Dress Bought Online Shrunk
A LOCAL WATERFORD woman is said to be at a complete loss at to why her bandage-style dress purchased from ... -
2017 Behaving Itself So Far
ALTHOUGH 2017 has claimed a number of high-profile celebrities such as John Hurt and Bill Paxton, a team of statisticians ... -
Delayed Stormont Talks To Be Delayed Because Rest Of UK Couldn’t Be Arsed
MPs in Westminster voted last night to delay the deadline for an agreement to be reached on power sharing in ...