Leicester City Win Football

FOOTBALL, the long standing sports competition, which was founded in 1863, has finally been won by Leicester City, WWN understands. Following Tottenham’s 2-2 draw with London rivals Chelsea, Leicester can no longer be caught and occupy the top spot in the Premier League as the celebrated sport finally concluded in spectacular fashion. “They won football… Read more »

Dublin Crime Gangs Announce Job Vacancies

THERE was good news on the jobs front today, as several Dublin crime syndicates announced a number of vacancies, available immediately. Suitable candidates will be well-versed in drug-trafficking, money laundering, racketeering, and menacing the public, with the ability to kill another human being without remorse considered a bonus, but not essential. The hiring spree comes… Read more »

Dyson Introduce Revolutionary €6,500 Window

THE way we experience a breeze blowing through our homes could be about to change forever, after air manipulation experts Dyson announced the revolutionary new “Vindow”, expected to hit the market at a cool (and cooling) €6,500. Having done wonders in the field of moving air from A to B with their vacuum cleaners, fans… Read more »

Rural Areas Need Porn Too, Say Broadband Campaigners

ALMOST three quarters of a million people in rural areas are without access to stunning HD lesbo MILFs and other similar pornographic content, claim campaigners for better broadband across Ireland. The statement comes after the government admitted that delays to the long-awaited National Broadband Plan meant that people living outside the larger towns in Ireland… Read more »