CONCERNED about the long-term ambitions of Dungarvan native Sharon Keeling? Set your mind at ease, because the 36-year-old mum of two has updated her Facebook profile with an image of a puppy lying on the sofa, complete with the caption “LIFE GOALS”. Keeling made the post this morning during her commute to work, and spent… Read more »
A GRISLY scene unfolded in central London today as police recovered the decomposing pages of the Panama Papers which were stuffed into a suitcase from the Thames river, WWN can reveal. News headlines have recently been dominated by Panama Papers, which alleged that a close circle of Putin allies had been hiding assets in the… Read more »
POLITICIANS at Leinster House have today confirmed that this whole no government, no one to blame thing, has a lot more advantages than disadvantages, and don’t expect to vote on a new Taoiseach any time soon. Speaking outside Dáil Eireann today, party leaders insisted that choosing a new government could take anywhere between 6-18 months,… Read more »
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A NUMBER of unnamed Chelsea players are requesting their money back from a doctor caught on tape by the Sunday Times admitting he administers performance enhancing drugs to high profile Premier League players. Citing an all round awful season this year marked by poor result after poor result, several players have come forward and demanded… Read more »
SPECSAVERS have stunned Silicon Valley companies and the tech industry as a whole by releasing a game changing product they have dubbed ‘Reality Reality’. Enthusiasm normally reserved for Apple product launches could be felt as the top secret Reality Reality headset was revealed. The fallout of the unveiling is already making headlines as Facebook’s Mark… Read more »
ONE jammy warehouse manager hit the jackpot this week, after being rammed from behind by a forklift in an incident that he was not responsible for in the slightest. Michael Malone, was going about his daily tasks in Lennon Meats Coldstores when he took a forklift prong to the lower back, temporarily paralysing him and… Read more »
APPEALS are being made to beanie hat owners across to the country to donate as many pieces of wooly headgear as they can, following a drought in the west of Ireland that has left Galway a hat-free wasteland. The shortage has come at the worst possible time, as we move into the summer; peak time for… Read more »
A VISIBLY relieved Bertie Ahern has admitted he is as surprised as anyone to find his name is not one of those listed in the Panama Papers, a huge tranche of documents which details questionable offshore banking practices availed of by rich and famous individuals around the world. With Vladimir Putin, Lionel Messi and David… Read more »
FIANNA Fáil leader Micheál has expressed publicly for the first time his shock and horror at the news that more members of the public want him as Taoiseach than want Fine Gael leader Enda Kenny. “This is getting out of hand, I just wanted to give the look of someone who wanted the job, but… Read more »
