A NEWLY arrived Vietnamese immigrant said he is “delighted” today after securing a full-time horticulturist job just three hours after landing in the country. Bui Dang Khoa, originally from Ho Chi Minh City, told Waterford Whispers News that he is looking forward to starting his new role later this evening in a Longford Industrial unit. Speaking… Read more »
JOAN Burton’s first day as Labour Leader has led to scenes of much hilarity among her coalition partners, after the recently elected Tanaiste was duped into going to the shops for a ‘Long Stand’ and a ‘Big Weight’. Eager to get working on a mandate, which includes arguing for a low pay commission to deal… Read more »
A NEW report published today has highlighted excessive twerking to be the number one cause of lower back pain in children under eight. Acute disorders of the lower back were found to be prevalent in practitioners of the common dance move, made famous by pop musicians such as Rihanna and Miley Cyrus. The study was undertaken by… Read more »
The good news comes following an adjustment to the way the Government calculates GDP to include prostitution and the illegal drug trade. The Central Statistics Office (CSO) reported that the economy expanded moderately this year in no small part to the inclusion, for the first time, of research and development figures along with prostitution and… Read more »
WWN can exclusively report that the Irish media have decided to publish just one story that does not involve country singer Garth Brooks and his ongoing dispute with Dublin City Council. It is not yet known what story will replace the necessary coverage of Garth Brooks but some speculate Garth Brooks will have to make… Read more »
On a recent fact-finding mission to the Iraqi capital of Baghdad, WWN’s foreign correspondent met with local entrepreneur Malik al-Maliki; owner and operator of Malik’s Flag ‘N Petrol Store, the Middle East’s most prominent chain of protest goods shops. Located in the heart of the capital, Malik’s shop offer high quality flags and effigies of… Read more »
In the 24 hours leading up to America’s Fourth Of July celebrations, a number of freedom reducing, freedom enhancement measures will be taken in the country’s airports. Citing credible terrorist threats, US Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson admitted security would be tightened ahead of America’s Independence Day celebrations in order to protect US freedoms. “We… Read more »
THE Skerries Coast Guard have this morning issued a full and frank apology following last night’s dramatic rescue of a stranded Jedward, after the much-tolerated pop duo became trapped by the tide on Malahide beach. John and Edward, along with a young cousin, were walking along the sea when they became trapped on a sandbank… Read more »
Distraught Garth Brooks fans have reacted angrily to the decision by Dublin City Council to only grant 3 of the 5 Croke Park concerts with licenses, meaning as many as 160,000 people will be denied the chance to see their beloved country music star in action. “The real winner here is music,” explained a member… Read more »
AN infamous cup used in the pornographic film ‘2 Girls 1 Cup’ film has sold at auction today for a staggering £6.7 Million in London. The 2007 piece, which hasn’t been washed since its movie debut, went under the hammer at Christie’s earlier this morning and was sold to a successful bidder – believed to… Read more »
