Prostitution And Drugs See Ireland’s GDP Increase by 200%

The good news comes following an adjustment to the way the Government calculates GDP to include prostitution and the illegal drug trade. The Central Statistics Office (CSO) reported that the economy expanded moderately this year in no small part to the inclusion, for the first time, of research and development figures along with prostitution and… Read more »

Irish Media To Publish One Non-Garth Brooks Story Today

WWN can exclusively report that the Irish media have decided to publish just one story that does not involve country singer Garth Brooks and his ongoing dispute with Dublin City Council. It is not yet known what story will replace the necessary coverage of Garth Brooks but some speculate Garth Brooks will have to make… Read more »

America To Restrict Freedom Day Before Celebration Of Freedom

In the 24 hours leading up to America’s Fourth Of July celebrations, a number of freedom reducing, freedom enhancement measures will be taken in the country’s airports. Citing credible terrorist threats, US Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson admitted security would be tightened ahead of America’s Independence Day celebrations in order to protect US freedoms. “We… Read more »

Coast Guard Apologises For Rescuing Jedward

THE Skerries Coast Guard have this morning issued a full and frank apology following last night’s dramatic rescue of a stranded Jedward, after the much-tolerated pop duo became trapped by the tide on Malahide beach. John and Edward, along with a young cousin, were walking along the sea when they became trapped on a sandbank… Read more »