1:Everyone you have ever talked to in your whole life confirms the fact that you are indeed Irish. Your mother, father, sisters and brothers constantly tell you that, you, and everyone else that lives around you, are Irish. There is no conspiracy here my friend. 2: If you are about to board a plane and… Read more »
The announcement of a new tournament comes hot on the heels of the recent news that French and English teams would no longer be participants in the marquee European rugby tournament the Heineken Cup. A joint-statement from the heads of the French and English associations, Peirre Camou (of Topbet)and Mike McCafferty, was read aloud at… Read more »
THE ECONOMY is said to have returned to growth today after a Leinster house maintenance man found a ‘tripped’ red switch in the buildings fuse box late last night. Jason Ford was working on the graveyard shift when he noticed that several plug sockets did not work when he inserted his I-Phone charger. Mr. Ford… Read more »
“Jesus, you’re right and all” uttered a shocked Brian Dobson, when it was brought to his attention that county Leitrim has not been in the news for the past three years, while in between ad breaks while presenting the 9 o’clock news last night. Dobson, one of RTÉ’s most prominent newsreaders, had checked his twitter… Read more »
THE IRISH press has warned that the Assad regime maybe behind the lock-out protest at Leinster house today, which is currently being overseen be a substantial number of Gardai. Hundreds of officers were drafted in amid fears that demonstrators would attempt a military style coup on the Government, coining the phrase ‘The Cathoilc Spring’ among witty… Read more »
TAOISEACH Enda Kenny, who was met by thousands of protesters outside Dail Eireann today, asked the crowd why they were not in work today instead of ‘standing around, complaining’. Mr Kenny made the comments shortly before being quickly escorted into Leinster house by armed Gardai. It is understood the crowd gathered outside the Dáil in… Read more »
A RENEWED debate on the root causes of mass shootings is sadly under way again in America today following the tragic murder of 12 people by an ex-Navy serviceman. The powerful pro-gun lobbyist’s in America have expressed their sheer delight that Rockstar’s gaming behemoth Grand Theft Auto series released it’s latest installment to the public… Read more »
After sending out intricate invites that required a cartographer to understand, Siobhan Cahill (29) finally threw a lavish party for herself. Siobhan made sure to give as many as 5 months notice to 200 of her closest friends and family. Close to 150 people responded to Siobhan’s request that they celebrate her as a person… Read more »
THE ANGRY and confused Man United player Wayne Rooney has had to take drastic action following a number of disturbing encounters with several Sky Sports News staff members. Speculation about Rooney’s future has increased yet again since Chelsea made a second bid for the want away striker and it is believed he has been left… Read more »
JOSE MOURINHO held court in front of a giddy football press core at one of his last pre-season press conferences before the start of the new season. Chelsea, like many other Premier League teams, were competing in friendly matches in far flung corners of the planet to spread the message of extensive merchandise available to… Read more »
