An initiative by Irish motorists has been launched today following the latest Garda crackdown on people who use mobile phones while driving. ‘Look Out For The Guards’ was launched in Dublin and is a scheme which aims to increase drivers’ interaction with one another in areas of the county where there is a large Garda… Read more »
Under fire Minister for Health James Reilly has been controversially granted permission for what neighbours have called an ‘unnecessary’ and ‘unsightly’ 4th chin. Construction on the minister’s 4th chin has yet to begin, but it is speculated that this latest move along with the news that the HSE’s budget is facing a hole of €530… Read more »
TODAY WAS to be their time to shine, but unfortunately for 14 flash mob dancers, today was to be their last on this planet after a brutal beating was given out by over one hundred members of the public in Waterford city. Gardai were called to a city centre shopping centre at around 10am this… Read more »
WWN has learned that large portions of the population have spent the day in a state of confusion as to what day it is. The disorientation is said to be caused by the long Easter weekend and has left many people believing that today is Monday, and many more without any firm grasp as to… Read more »
A COUNTY Waterford toddler is being treated for exhaustion in Ardkeen hospital today after spending the last 48 hours searching for Easter eggs in his grandparents’ garden. Jake Kennedy (3) began last Easter Sunday morning by waking his granddad, John, at 7am, to ask him where are all his Easter eggs were. Unaware of tradition,… Read more »
IRISH broadcaster Ryan Tubridy was reported to have been found “dead inside” at his home in Dublin, it was announced earlier today. The radio and television presenter was said to have been battling life for over forty years, and it is not known when exactly he passed away. “He may have been dead for quite… Read more »
MEMBERS of Manchester United’s first team squad have organised a whip-around for David Moyes following this mornings official confirmation that he had been sacked as team manager after a disastrous season. The rumours over the weekend that the fright-headed Scotsmans position at the club was to come to an end following a 2-0 loss to… Read more »
THOUSANDS of Oxegen festival fans were left in turmoil today after promoters announced the event will not go ahead this year. MCD stated their decision to terminate the festival was down to a lack of headline acts. However, many dedicated fans of the festival have vowed to attend The Electric Picnic instead, worrying many thirtysomethings… Read more »
SINN FEIN President Gerry Adams was again called upon to divulge any information he may have regarding the disappearance of several Easter Eggs. The eggs vanished without a trace over the Easter period, with the sweet-toothed Adams claiming no knowledge of their whereabouts. “I had a Peppa Pig Easter egg that I left in the… Read more »
Dara Crowley, a 7-year-old Carlow native, has finally learned the true meaning of Easter after receiving his 10th Easter egg. “So basically Jesus became a zombie or something and I get a shitload of chocolate?” Dara openly queried as his Granny Joanne arrived with a crunchie Easter egg. Dara was unclear on the message behind… Read more »
