James Reilly Granted Planning Permission For 4th Chin

Under fire Minister for Health James Reilly has been controversially granted permission for what neighbours have called an ‘unnecessary’ and ‘unsightly’ 4th chin. Construction on the minister’s 4th chin has yet to begin, but it is speculated that this latest move along with the news that the HSE’s budget is facing a hole of €530… Read more »

Exhausted 3-Year-Old Still Looking For Chocolate Eggs

A COUNTY Waterford toddler is being treated for exhaustion in Ardkeen hospital today after spending the last 48 hours searching for Easter eggs in his grandparents’ garden. Jake Kennedy (3) began last Easter Sunday morning by waking his granddad, John, at 7am, to ask him where are all his Easter eggs were. Unaware of tradition,… Read more »

Ryan Tubridy Found Dead Inside

IRISH broadcaster Ryan Tubridy was reported to have been found “dead inside” at his home in Dublin, it was announced earlier today. The radio and television presenter was said to have been battling life for over forty years, and it is not known when exactly he passed away. “He may have been dead for quite… Read more »

Man United Players To Stick A Fiver In A Card For Moyes

MEMBERS of Manchester United’s first team squad have organised a whip-around for David Moyes following this mornings official confirmation that he had been sacked as team manager after a disastrous season. The rumours over the weekend that the fright-headed Scotsmans position at the club was to come to an end following a 2-0 loss to… Read more »