Hurling Match Breaks Out During Fight Between Dublin & Galway

AN EXHIBITION fight scheduled by the GAA between Dublin and Galway in Boston this weekend descended into an embarrassment for the Gaelic association as both teams partook in what onlookers called an ‘unsavoury looking’ hurling match. The fight, attended by 28,000 fans, was expected to be a wonderful showcase for the GAA’s flagship game of… Read more »

Couple Really Just Nodding Along During Baby Scan

AN EXPECTANT couple who attended their 20-week scan earlier today may have appeared to be following everything the sonographer was talking about, but closer inspection reveals they were just nodding along the whole time. Cathal and Sheila Brennan, currently expecting their first baby, were in the maternity hospital in Holles Street, Dublin this morning for… Read more »

Robert De Niro Signs Deal To Star In Any Old Shite

LEGENDARY actor Robert De Niro has signed a multi-thousand dollar deal which will see him star in an upcoming straight-to-DVD movie about some bullshit or another. The two-time Academy Award winner, famous for his incredible portrayals of some of cinema’s most iconic characters, will play the role of someone who has just run out of… Read more »

Delayed IBRC Inquiry Delayed By Delays

A SHOCKED public is struggling to come to terms with the delay of an inquiry set up by an Irish government, WWN can exclusively reveal. An independent inquiry set up by the current coalition Government into the write down of debt to customers of the IBRC at a cost of €2 billion to the State… Read more »

Splinter Farmer Group Declares Itself The “Real IFA”

A GROUP of dissident farmers calling itself the Real IFA has issued a statement in which it claims it will bring “order and stability to Irish farming”, by any means necessary. It is believed the group broke away from the Irish Farmers’ Association following controversy about the resignation of General Secretary Pat Smith, after revelations… Read more »