OBSESSED with Snapchat filters? Not as much as one Florida woman, who just dropped 90k on cosmetic surgery to make her look like she’s got mouths where her eyes are at all times. Snapchat devotee Tammara Kingsly, 23, became the first person in the world to undergo the radical mouth-eye surgery, in a 39-hour procedure… Read more »
OH MY GOD, cringe alert! One first world country is making the headlines for all the wrong reasons, and we are absolutely scarlet for them. It turns out Ireland, with an annual GDP in the region of €240 billion somehow can’t get its act together and has a major embarrassment on its hands as 33%… Read more »
NESTLED in amongst other half-remembered nations such as the Federated States of Micronesia, the Republic of Kiribati and the Republic of Guinea-Bissau sits the Republic of Dnaleri, which is slowly gaining more public recognition, sadly due to several unpalatable facts. While the title for most backward country in the World is hotly contested, Dnaleri, an… Read more »
THE media have been politely asked by the majority of the Irish public to quit pointing out how vulnerable Ireland would be to any terror attacks, WWN has learned. Gardaí have expressed their substantial worries at the annual AGSI conference, specifically the fear that they are woefully ill equipped to deal with any potential terrorist… Read more »
A PLANNING permission notice for a two-bedroom extension with an ensuite bathroom and shower is being thoroughly examined this afternoon by a local man, who seems to be under the impression that he owns the fucking planet or something. Dermot Ryan, a retired bus driver who lives twenty doors away, is believed to have spent… Read more »
THE Nation is fully in agreement with the latest research carried out on all 144 newly elected TDs, which suggest their levels of taking the piss have never been higher. Party leaders clearly playing a game which puts their parties first ahead of the needs of the Nation, Independent TDs politely asking for a new… Read more »
IT always amazes us here at WWN, the incredible lengths wedding parties go to pay homage to the things their bride and groom is passionate about, but we think we’ve stumbled upon the most epic examples of this in a small town outside of Kent, England. The groom, Thomas Moore, a complete and utter Game… Read more »
IT seems like with each passing day here at WWN we’re gifted with some banteriffic banter that puts all previous bantering in the shade, and that is very much the case with 11-year-old Colin O’Connell. This intrepid and curious young man got in touch with the Queen of England, querying why she still had her mitts… Read more »
AMERICAN singer, songwriter, and record producer Mike Posner has passed away taking a pill drug overdose in Ibiza, in a bid to show Avicii he was cool, WWN has learned. The remains of the popular artist are expected to be flown on a plane to his hometown of Southfield, Michigan, with his pride and guitar. It is understood… Read more »
RECOGNISING that you have gluten intolerance is not the easiest thing to do as the symptoms can sometimes overlap with other health issues making it difficult to distinguish what is causing what. In a recent survey, 93% of people who have a gluten intolerance have had to diagnose the disease themselves without any professional help,… Read more »
