DUBLIN girl Emer Reilly’s Christmas shopping blitz ended in tragedy as the perfect post-shopping selfie was ruined upon the discovery of an unsightly homeless man in the background of the photo. Reilly, 23, had carefully staged a selfie opportunity outside Brown Thomas on Grafton St, with the photo taken from a height angling down on… Read more »
A DUBLIN taxi driver who steadfastly refused to budge from the fare on the meter after dropping a drunk lad into town has reiterated his stance that he “didn’t really care” that his passenger would no longer be able to afford chips. Cathal Brogan, 53, insisted that Niall Mannion, 25, pay the full total of… Read more »
AN EXHIBITION fight scheduled by the GAA between Dublin and Galway in Boston this weekend descended into an embarrassment for the Gaelic association as both teams partook in what onlookers called an ‘unsavoury looking’ hurling match. The fight, attended by 28,000 fans, was expected to be a wonderful showcase for the GAA’s flagship game of… Read more »
A COUNTY Kilkenny man purchased two trays of blackberries and a fruit salad mix in his local shop today for himself to throw out of his fridge next week. Thomas Casey spent €7.49 for the packaged fruit as part of a new health kick plan he came up with at the fruit and veg aisle,… Read more »
AN EXPECTANT couple who attended their 20-week scan earlier today may have appeared to be following everything the sonographer was talking about, but closer inspection reveals they were just nodding along the whole time. Cathal and Sheila Brennan, currently expecting their first baby, were in the maternity hospital in Holles Street, Dublin this morning for… Read more »
LEGENDARY actor Robert De Niro has signed a multi-thousand dollar deal which will see him star in an upcoming straight-to-DVD movie about some bullshit or another. The two-time Academy Award winner, famous for his incredible portrayals of some of cinema’s most iconic characters, will play the role of someone who has just run out of… Read more »
A SHOCKED public is struggling to come to terms with the delay of an inquiry set up by an Irish government, WWN can exclusively reveal. An independent inquiry set up by the current coalition Government into the write down of debt to customers of the IBRC at a cost of €2 billion to the State… Read more »
A GROUP of dissident farmers calling itself the Real IFA has issued a statement in which it claims it will bring “order and stability to Irish farming”, by any means necessary. It is believed the group broke away from the Irish Farmers’ Association following controversy about the resignation of General Secretary Pat Smith, after revelations… Read more »
REPRESENTATIVES for the world’s main banking cartels are said to be “pretty happy” with the way this whole war on ISIS thing is turning out, admitting that they were getting worried about the lack of business at the start of the 21st century. Speaking at a meeting in an undisclosed location in the US, members of the… Read more »
AMERICAN presidential hopeful Donald Trump has admitted to drawing on the measured and reasoned writings of Adolf Hilter’s manifesto Mein Kampf in an effort to find a solution to the ‘Muslim problem’. Speaking at a Republican rally, Trump endorsed proposals such as collating a database on US citizens who happen to be Muslim, and perhaps… Read more »
