“We’ll see who the smart arse is now in their big car,” whispered Dun Laoghaire cyclist Damien Breen after attaching his brand new GoPro camera to his cycling helmet. The 38-year-old accountant made the comments in the mirror just before making his way to work this morning. Breen, originally from Carlow, has spent the last 13… Read more »
“FRANKLY there has been a lot of shite being talked over the last few weeks and months and I’m just looking to put that behind now that the golf is starting. I’m ready to compete”. The words of Buzz the mosquito, a Rio based parasite looking to make his mark on the 2016 games. You can… Read more »
ARE you a ginger? Do you or any of your family members have red hair? Well, if so, you may be related to one of the cleverest monkeys on the planet, the Orangutan. Scientists taking part in a study of genetic make-up at Trinity College Dublin have proved this week that red haired people directly… Read more »
WE HERE at WWN towers absolutely love Ireland. If Ireland was a food it’d be a food that everyone absolutely loves, and if it was a TV show it would be one of those TV shows everyone agrees is very good. If it was any piece of pop culture ephemera it’d be the type that… Read more »
A COUNTY Waterford woman is currently trying to recreate a fart noise her chair made in a bid to prove it wasn’t gas emanating from her lower intestines via a passageway at her anus. Following the unexpected friction from her shifting weight, Cathy Davis frantically began reconstructing her previous body movements in an unsuccessful attempt to save face, leaving fellow waiting room… Read more »
A RUSH of enthusiasm always seems to greet the Olympics when it arrives on our TV screens every four years, with minor sports ascending to the top of the TV ranks as audiences become enthralled. This is true of the sport of beach volleyball, whose popularity among the reprehensible pervert community has continued to soar… Read more »
AN American citizen has been killed during a bombardment of Yemen by Saudi Arabian forces, according to sources on the ground in the besieged area. The New York native had been staying at 15 Yemen Road, Yemen, when the area was hit with artillery following the collapse of the UN-led peace negotiations at the weekend. Dozens… Read more »
“THAT’S just Donald, you know? You gotta be on his wavelength to really get the true meaning of what he’s saying. Otherwise, it just sounds like a bunch of horrible shit”. WWN is talking exclusively to Harriott Cassidy, one of the 15,000 people currently working on the PR Damage Control (PRDC) team for Donald Trump… Read more »
THE Government has scored a rare PR victory with the good news that despite many children waiting as long as 27 months for a routine MRI scan, one lucky child finally made it to the top of the queue. Darragh Lessing, the chosen child, is now a 44-year-old electrician and man and remains enthusiastic after… Read more »
