Following the success of last year’s seminal album “Anglo Tapes”, which went multi-pyrite in several countries, many doubted that David Drumm would have it in him to release a recording filled with quite as much hubris and disregard for banking regulations and general morality. Fans who feared the former CEO of Anglo Irish Bank would… Read more »
Following a lengthy campaign and search for Ireland’s favourite position when it comes to sex, WWN can reveal that it is the tried and trusted ‘lying about how good your sex life is’. Over 65% of people who voted in an online poll chose ‘lying about how good your sex life is’ ahead of previously… Read more »
A tragic case of human error has resulted in the destruction of one of Ireland’s most treasured pieces of natural and unspoilt beauty – the Burren. An 18-wheel truck carrying countless tonnes of cement veered wildly off the R460 this morning and ploughed into a section of the Burren, launching tonnes of concrete across the… Read more »
The newly appointed Minister For Gaeltacht Affairs has hit out at critics, following claims that he is unable to fluently speak Irish. Donegal North East TD Joe McHugh, appointed a junior minister during the recent cabinet reshuffle, has assured people that he is more than capable of the tasks in front of him, and he… Read more »
Several members of the Government have addressed the furfore surrounding the lack of female TDs appointed to ministerial positions in the recent reshuffle. “We’ve come a long way since we were upgraded to second class citizens after that abortion legislation came into effect,” explained one angry female government backbencher, “but we’ve still about 4.75 million… Read more »
Tensions continue to rise in the small rural community of Arraghair today, as a longstanding aggression between two neighbours threatens to boil over. The vicious feud between the impoverished O’Briens and the affluent Reilly family, which spans several generations, showed no signs of abating despite calls from neighbouring families for a peaceful solution. This week’s… Read more »
With fire being exchanged between Israeli forces and Hamas for more than a week, a tenuous ceasefire looks far too brittle to protect innocent civilians caught in the crossfire prompting a number of Palestinian children to ask US President Barack Obama if he remembers winning the Nobel Peace Prize. Gaza has yet again been subjected… Read more »
The Department of the Taoiseach is under fire following the news that it has used as many as 261 interns as part of the JobBridge scheme. “Ah, look it, we’re a bit strapped for cash lads,” a spokesperson for the department told awaiting media, “it’s like when you walk into a shop and see one… Read more »
In a first of its kind countrywide study into Camogie, a UCC-led study has produced shocking results that has rocked the GAA to its very foundations. John Coonan, lead researcher on the project, spoke exclusively to WWN about the nature of the study and what it means for the GAA. “The objectives were simple really,… Read more »
Countless cases of football fans displaying symptoms closely associated with WCW (World Cup Withdrawal) have been reported this morning across the world following the end of the hugely popular sporting event. Hospitals have recorded a high level of patients suffering from WCW with some suggesting the condition can be as much as 5% more devastating… Read more »
