Category: BREAKING NEWS


David Drumm Nails Difficult Second Album

Following the success of last year’s seminal album “Anglo Tapes”, which went multi-pyrite in several countries, many doubted that David Drumm would have it in him to release a recording filled with quite as much hubris and disregard for banking regulations and general morality. Fans who feared the former CEO of Anglo Irish Bank would… Read more »

Cement Truck Crashes, Covering The Entire Burren In Concrete

A tragic case of human error has resulted in the destruction of one of Ireland’s most treasured pieces of natural and unspoilt beauty – the Burren. An 18-wheel truck carrying countless tonnes of cement veered wildly off the R460 this morning and ploughed into a section of the Burren, launching tonnes of concrete across the… Read more »

Lack Of Female Ministers Due To Having A Conscience

Several members of the Government have addressed the furfore surrounding the lack of female TDs appointed to ministerial positions in the recent reshuffle. “We’ve come a long way since we were upgraded to second class citizens after that abortion legislation came into effect,” explained one angry female government backbencher, “but we’ve still about 4.75 million… Read more »

Family To Continue Fucking Up Neighbour’s Garden Despite Widespread Condemnation

Tensions continue to rise in the small rural community of Arraghair today, as a longstanding aggression between two neighbours threatens to boil over. The vicious feud between the impoverished O’Briens and the affluent Reilly family, which spans several generations, showed no signs of abating despite calls from neighbouring families for a peaceful solution. This week’s… Read more »

Football Fans Treated For World Cup Withdrawal Symptoms

Countless cases of football fans displaying symptoms closely associated with WCW (World Cup Withdrawal) have been reported this morning across the world following the end of the hugely popular sporting event. Hospitals have recorded a high level of patients suffering from WCW with some suggesting the condition can be as much as 5% more devastating… Read more »