A CORK based cafe was celebrating a huge milestone after being awarded a prodigious Mitchelstown Star for excellence in food. Owner and proprietor of the Rebel Yell Cafe, Eoin Nally said he was proud but not the least bit surprised. “No, it was no surprise, sure I awarded it to myself like,” Nally explained as… Read more »
THE world has been offered a timely reminder that its fate lies in the hands of perfectly sane people, who just so happen to also possess nuclear warheads. Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netenyahu made the headlines after politely explaining to the world that Hitler was not the chief architect of an attempted extermination of Jewish… Read more »
A MOTHER of two who is unapologetic about claiming £5mn-a-year in state benefits was spotted in a chauffeur driven Bentley last night wearing what appears to be a diamond encrusted crown. Cathy Middleton, 33, from Reading in England, refused to explain why she was wearing such an expensive tiara last night, despite being unemployed for… Read more »
BELOVED TV personality Dáithí Ó Sé has been left disgraced after an undercover sting operation performed by a special Garda task force caught the Kerryman red-handed attempting to buy extra fadas for his name on the black market. Fadas are highly regulated, and it is illegal to add fadas to your own name yourself, however,… Read more »
WHETHER it’s Breaking Bad, The Sopranos, Orange Is The New Black or The Walking Dead, we’ve all got that friend who’s still on season one who keeps telling everyone to “mind the spoilers” when talking about their favourite TV show. But if you and the rest of the gang want to talk about the Boxset,… Read more »
WHILE the humble Mexican snack now seems a delicious staple in modern Ireland that we take for granted, the story of how the first nachos were transported to Ireland is rarely discussed, but it is a remarkable feat of Irish determination and ingenuity. Single-handedly dragging Irish urbane existence away from the ham and cabbage days… Read more »
A NEW report from an EU commission has revealed that Irish people eat an average of 9 ball-point pens per year, 4 more than the European standard. Statistics reveal that we gnaw, chew, bite and digest pens at a much higher rate than Swedish people, who came second in the study with a total of… Read more »
A SPOKESPERSON for nineties dance group Faithless has announced that the band may be on the verge of implosion ahead of this Summer’s upcoming tour, following the realisation that they’re running out of ways to remix their biggest hit “Insomnia”. Band members Sister Bliss, Maxi Jazz and Rollo, possibly not their real names, soared to fame… Read more »
BELFAST is this morning counting the cost of last night’s vicious riot, after thousands of girls tore the town apart in anger following the cancellation of a sold-out concert by One Direction. Kids as young as five took their frustrations out on homes and businesses, in what has been described as the worst violence ever… Read more »
