Listen up, honey buns, there’s a new government incentive on its way that will aim to tackle the growing obesity crisis with a tax on sugar and here’s how it will affect you and your sweet ass. Although the food and drinks industry has reacted negatively to the news that the government intend to put… Read more »
CONVICTED drug mule and former member of the Peru 2 Michaella McCollum has returned to her Tyrone home after her 2-year stretch in prison, and has begun working her way through hundreds of thousands of Facebook notifications while she was banged up. McCollum, 23, is said to have developed carpal tunnel syndrome in both hands… Read more »
IN A FIRST for Ireland, Michael D. Higgins becomes the first sitting president to have formally opened an acid rave in a forest. Arriving in his State car, the President waved to the crowd who had promised to wait for him until they dropped their first tabs of the rave. Invited to the event via… Read more »
31-YEAR-OLD Ardmore resident John Kinseally has congratulated himself on the part he believes he played in securing justice on behalf of Brendan Dassey, a man who was at the centre of popular Netflix show ‘Making A Murderer’. Kinseally’s stinging criticism of the US legal system on Facebook is credited by Kinseally himself with being the… Read more »
PLEAS have been made to Kilkenny on behalf of a number of hurling mad counties to just step aside and give someone else a chance, WWN has learned. “You’re not impressing anyone anymore, we get it, you’re class at hurling. What-a-surprise,” a disgruntled Clare native Olwyn Ní Mhurchú shouted in the general direction of Kilkenny… Read more »
THE COUNTY is abuzz in the run up the All Hurling semi-final replay with Kilkenny, with many hopeful locals quietly confident Waterford will have victory snatched from their grasp in the last minute after leading for much of the game. “Listen, the days of approaching these games with trepidation are over. The lads have been… Read more »
THERE were emotional scenes in Waterford this afternoon after a pair of brothers picked up Gold medals for their rowing performance in the town centre late last night. Michael and Francis McHassely, aged 24 and 29 respectively, impressed the judge with their latest row which took place outside a chip shop at 11:45 last night…. Read more »
THE Garda Síochána Ombudsman Commission (GSOC) confirmed today that 98% of foot pursuits in the capital end up in dramatic chases over city rooftops. Out of 9,851 pursuits, a staggering 9, 653 came to some sort of conclusion at the top of a building, forcing the Minister for Justice to review new measures to deal with the ongoing… Read more »
IT is a question that has plagued philosophers and meme generating websites for centuries, is the immeasurable suffering experienced by innocent civilians in a war torn region happening at all if it is failing to trend online? “If a refugee from Eritrea, a country I imagine you know very little about, could maybe dress up… Read more »
