Category: BREAKING NEWS


Israel/Palestine Conflict Enters Its 24,175th Day

News bulletins and newspaper front pages around the world continue to resemble a poorly thought out dystopian film as the Israeli and Palestinian conflict enters its 24,175th day. History experts have informed the international community that they have traced the conflict back to its origins in 1948 which involved the establishment of the state of… Read more »

Peaches Geldof Now Just A Heroin Addict Decides Media

The media have confirmed that mother of two Peaches Geldof will no longer be referred to with any semblance of empathy or afforded any dignity following confirmation from an inquest into her death that she had been taking heroin. “Sometimes you idiots don’t know what you need to get from certain news stories, so we… Read more »