THE FESTIVE period is without doubt the most popular time for people when it comes to locking themselves into a commitment they’re not entirely sure they’re ready for, but sure, they’re getting to that age. Unsure as how to drop to one knee and utter the words? WWN is on hand to demystify all things… Read more »
A WOMAN hailing from the Waterford area of Europe has continued to defy conventional hygiene standards by failing to give her comfiest bra the day off, for what it now a record 14th day in a row. Anna Towlin, 28, recently confirmed to herself that it was pointless wearing any bra other than her flesh… Read more »
THE father of a prominent Waterford wagon has proudly stated how he doesn’t believe any man is good enough for his precious little girl, WWN can exclusively reveal. Martin Hanlon, 54, has joked that he intends to ‘chase’ any potential suitors that might arrive to his Dungarvan home, where he lives with his wife Carol… Read more »
THE resumption in the New Year of Denis O’Brien’s legal action against the State has been thrown into doubt after doctors observing the court case called the billionaire’s health into question. Monitoring the billionaire for much of 2016, several medical professionals came forward to share their expert opinion, which suggested that Mr. O’Brien could be… Read more »
ORGANISERS and supporters at Apollo House have today issued an official open statement to U2 frontman, Bono, after he was spotted skulking outside the premises late last night Over 30 homeless people have been housed in the NAMA owned property after homelessness group Home Sweet Home and celebrity activists entered the building illegally in protest… Read more »
TO AVOID a third straight year of crushing disappointment, a Dublin native is set to just go out and purchase the gift she is to receive from her boyfriend herself, WWN can confirm. Dublin native Gemma Cassidy is said to have grown weary of having to accept substandard and frankly baffling presents from her boyfriend… Read more »
YOU know the drill. You fall in love with someone and your dad falls into a spiral of deep suspicion and even deeper hate and resentment. WWN has some tell tale signs your dad is about as fond of your boyfriend as Donald Trump is of gay female Mexican Muslims. 1) You’re going out with… Read more »
BREAKING news from the High Court, where just minutes ago that a judgement was made in the long and often drawn out proceedings of ‘Oasis v. Blur’. A court case which began in late 1995 when Oasis frontman Liam Gallagher sought to legally prove Oasis were better than Blur. A controversial trial, members of the… Read more »
IN HIS distinctive lyrical lilt the President of Ireland Michael D. Higgins recorded his annual Christmas message to the Nation earlier this morning, and as always, its content will give many people cause to pause and reflect. WWN can exclusively reveal that President Higgins, deviating significantly from previous Christmas messages chose to focus ‘trifling bitches… Read more »
