Denis O’Brien Diagnosed With Rare ‘Thin Skin Condition’

THE resumption in the New Year of Denis O’Brien’s legal action against the State has been thrown into doubt after doctors observing the court case called the billionaire’s health into question. Monitoring the billionaire for much of 2016, several medical professionals came forward to share their expert opinion, which suggested that Mr. O’Brien could be… Read more »

Bono Urged To Not Even Think About It

ORGANISERS and supporters at Apollo House have today issued an official open statement to U2 frontman, Bono, after he was spotted skulking outside the premises late last night Over 30 homeless people have been housed in the NAMA owned property after homelessness group Home Sweet Home and celebrity activists entered the building illegally in protest… Read more »

7 Signs Your Dad Won’t Like Your Boyfriend

YOU know the drill. You fall in love with someone and your dad falls into a spiral of deep suspicion and even deeper hate and resentment. WWN has some tell tale signs your dad is about as fond of your boyfriend as Donald Trump is of gay female Mexican Muslims. 1) You’re going out with… Read more »

Michael D Higgins Xmas Message To Focus On ‘Good For Nothin’ Skank Ass Hoes’

IN HIS distinctive lyrical lilt the President of Ireland Michael D. Higgins recorded his annual Christmas message to the Nation earlier this morning, and as always, its content will give many people cause to pause and reflect. WWN can exclusively reveal that President Higgins, deviating significantly from previous Christmas messages chose to focus ‘trifling bitches… Read more »