After sending out intricate invites that required a cartographer to understand, Siobhan Cahill (29) finally threw a lavish party for herself. Siobhan made sure to give as many as 5 months notice to 200 of her closest friends and family. Close to 150 people responded to Siobhan’s request that they celebrate her as a person… Read more »
THE ANGRY and confused Man United player Wayne Rooney has had to take drastic action following a number of disturbing encounters with several Sky Sports News staff members. Speculation about Rooney’s future has increased yet again since Chelsea made a second bid for the want away striker and it is believed he has been left… Read more »
JOSE MOURINHO held court in front of a giddy football press core at one of his last pre-season press conferences before the start of the new season. Chelsea, like many other Premier League teams, were competing in friendly matches in far flung corners of the planet to spread the message of extensive merchandise available to… Read more »
A BATCH of dodgy ecstasy tablets are to be made available on the medical card in a bid to reduce unemployment figures, a government think tank said today. The tablet, which has a crown imprint and contains a range of toxic chemicals, is expected to be made available over the counter later this month. “We… Read more »
FAMILY MEMBERS of former south African president, Nelson Mandela, have said the 94-year-old will ‘hang around’ for the final season of breaking bad. Mr. Mandela’s wife has thanked South Africans and people around the world for sending thousands of messages “to lighten the burden of anxiety” about his health, and told press earlier that the anti-apartheid… Read more »
SCIENTISTS in Trinity College Dublin have concluded yesterday that ‘The Hokey Pokey’ is actually what its all about, after discovering a Mathematical equation to prove so. The formula {(RH)RH+(RH)+Shake(RH(H)R)+ HP+180degrees = TWIAA} which translates: “You put your right hand in, You put your right hand out,You put your right hand in, And you shake it… Read more »
A HUNGOVER Waterford man said today that it is ‘too cold to leave his warm bed to take a pee’, and will hold on to his urine until he has no choice but to go. Cormac Holden told WWN that his bathroom is probably absolutely freezing at the moment and would have to walk on the… Read more »
U.S. INTELLIGENCE has confirmed this evening that Santa Claus was shot down at 16:09 GMT by by Syrian forces while flying inside Syrian airspace, American officials have said. The CIA said the unarmed sleigh registered to one Mr. Claus was not delivering arms to Syrian rebels, but was actually delivering Christmas presents to children at… Read more »
THE YEAR 2009 was a time when millions of people around the world celebrated the 250th anniversary of the Guinness brewing company and its founder Mr Arthur Guinness. It was a time of global economic fear. Businesses were closing. People immigrating. For Monkstown man Paddy Moran, then only 89, it was a chance to celebrate his favourite… Read more »
